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The announcer on your phone is an idiot, Dempsey was on-side. I'll admit that it was close but any replay will show the goal should have been allowed. The refs in this World Cup are awful, the yellow card happy German game, the two robbed goals from U.S. I'm just not happy with it at all.

Congratulations guys both our teams are going through to the round of 16. I hope we see a U.S. vs England rematch in the future. England is just stepping up their game and starting to look like they can play football, and it is very clear that the U.S. are not only on their A-game but capable of keeping up with their European counterparts.

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Awesome awesome game. WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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the annoucer on sirius is Tommy Smith and he is not a idiot haha.

actually i didnt feel like coming back and writing that after a couple of looks at it he said it was onside. But you gotta give the ref some slack. At real speed its not a easy call to make.

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well since they still won we can cut him some slack, but had they lost, off with their heads!

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Fucking amazing. I just got done watching the game. I've been taping the games and watching them at night because I don't have time at work to check them out. Unfortunately, as I was making another successful attempt at avoiding any and all scores, I ran into a guy who had no idea I was taping it and goes "Did you hear USA won!?" I stopped and said "SHIT MAN!!! I WAS TAPING IT! DON'T TELL ME HOW IT HAPPENED!"

Almost made it, but god damn that was worth the watch. So many opportunities. Algeria should be ashamed of themselves as they were dominated the entire game and were playing not to lose. That is not how you represent yourself on the world stage. Now let's kick some more ass! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Algeria wasn't going through either way, I can't blame them.

However, the French I can laugh at without shame for they were balls this year.

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Dude, fuck soccer.

Dude, get out of my thread before I cut off your balls.

Trolling is lame!

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Calm down hoss.

I'm not one of those people that calls bullshit whenever a team I like loses. US totally lost fair and square, but just watching the game and seeing players flop on the ground, lay down like they've been murdered for 5 minutes, get carried off the field, and then WALK off the stretcher was fucking awful.

I am one of those people however, and England was robbed a fucking goal. Honestly this has been the worst officiating I've ever seen! America robbed goals, England robbed a goal, refs getting yellow card happy, letting Argentina score while off-side etc. etc. etc.

Bla, I hope Germany goes all the way now.

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did anyone watch the end of the Ghana - Uruguay game yesterday? Insanity.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Here it is in slow motion...

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It's nuts that Spain has only scored 7 goals in the entire world cup this year, and they are in the final game.

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This game is so boring...

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

And Spain did it!!

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Fuck Spain, this World Cup has been kind of disappointing.

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Aside from the bad calls from refs and the ball that needs work done on its physics, i think it was a terrific world cup.

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what genius came up with that ball? How would you NOT realize that a light perfectly round ball will knuckle? Thats fucking basic shit.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I don't know about that, all the best teams played like shit. Only the Germany games and a couple of those Argentina matches seemed good. England was garbage, Germany played Spain like tired animals, Spain played like shit all the way through, Brazil was mediocre. etc. etc.

And that's on top of all the bad calls, the vuvuvillapussywankers, and that terrible ball.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
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Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.