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 Post subject: Tiger Woods Debacle
PostPosted: December, 1, 2009 - 2:58pm 
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Did anyone listen to the 911 call yet? I was reading the comments in the foxsports article and it says it sounds totally made up. Of course, I haven't heard it myself so I can't judge it.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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hahahahaha. All I heard was that he was not under the influence. He probably fell asleep or something and then crashed into a tree. I heard a clip of the call. The guy was just saying how his neighbor crashed into a tree. He didn't mention Tiger's name at all.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
PostPosted: December, 1, 2009 - 3:14pm 
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how do you fall asleep as soon as you pull out fo your driveway haha. Im thinking they got into a fight he left and she chased after him and threw the golf club at the car and it smashed out the back window and then he crashed.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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I think they're trying to cover it up to protect Tiger's reputation.
But apparently the word on the street is Tiger was hightailing it out of his driveway at like 3 in the morning and his wife chased him down with a golf club, smashed out his windows, and it distracted him enough that he crashed. his facial lacerations werent from the crash but apparently from his wife attacking him.

the neighbors in the 911 call just sound like idiots. it doesnt sound fake but they're just morons.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
PostPosted: December, 1, 2009 - 3:36pm 
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I think they're trying to cover it up to protect Tiger's reputation.
But apparently the word on the street is Tiger was hightailing it out of his driveway at like 3 in the morning and his wife chased him down with a golf club, smashed out his windows, and it distracted him enough that he crashed. his facial lacerations werent from the crash but apparently from his wife attacking him.

the neighbors in the 911 call just sound like idiots. it doesnt sound fake but they're just morons.


I love that she was chasing him with a golf club. It would be like if a hockey players wife chased him with a hockey stick, or a computer nerds wife chased him with a keyboard.

I dont really understand this story. I just heard he crashed his car, but I guess this post from John is what really happened? So basically his wife was just going ape shit?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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Tiger is saying its all bullshit but something is fishy about it.
I guess we wont know for sure unless someone involved comes out with the story.

She was going apeshit because he was apparently cheating on her.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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Of course he was cheating on her, he's Tiger Woods.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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yeah but he cheated on THIS!

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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For the record, I was thinking the other day how the perfect celebrity thus far has been Michael Jordon. Has Michael Jordon ever done anything wrong ever? Or, at least anything wrong that was caught and made him look like an idiot? He's just always happy... selling his hanes and shit.


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yeah but he cheated on THIS!

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Hahaha... I'm sure whomever he cheated on her with was just as hot if not more so. OR maybe she was a tank and he just wanted to explore a bit.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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For the record, I was thinking the other day how the perfect celebrity thus far has been Michael Jordon. Has Michael Jordon ever done anything wrong ever? Or, at least anything wrong that was caught and made him look like an idiot? He's just always happy... selling his hanes and shit.


Michael Jordan has done alot wrong


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yeah this is apparently the chick he was cheating with.

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Phil wrote:
For the record, I was thinking the other day how the perfect celebrity thus far has been Michael Jordon. Has Michael Jordon ever done anything wrong ever? Or, at least anything wrong that was caught and made him look like an idiot? He's just always happy... selling his hanes and shit.


Michael Jordan has done alot wrong


Hahahahah, what has he done? I can't think of anything. I'm going to look and see.


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yeah this is apparently the chick he was cheating with.

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And there you have it.


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I think Jordan paid a woman to keep quiet about their relationship but then ended up getting divorced from his wife anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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Phil wrote:
Bowie wrote:
Phil wrote:
For the record, I was thinking the other day how the perfect celebrity thus far has been Michael Jordon. Has Michael Jordon ever done anything wrong ever? Or, at least anything wrong that was caught and made him look like an idiot? He's just always happy... selling his hanes and shit.


Michael Jordan has done alot wrong


Hahahahah, what has he done? I can't think of anything. I'm going to look and see.


Its been said before that his dad was killed because of Michaels gambling debts.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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Oh shit yeah, Jordan was a hardcore gambler.

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Its been said before that his dad was killed because of Michaels gambling debts.


Ah, yeah, I just read about his gambling problems, and it looks like he was cheating on his wife too. Okay, I take it back, Michael Jordon is not the perfect celebrity.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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Yeah I read some ridiculous stories about his betting. I have a book about him when he was on the Wizards and supposedly he was the biggest dickhead in the world.


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PostPosted: December, 1, 2009 - 5:14pm 
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http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/tiger-really-loves-whores/

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Actually that’s his wife in the picture above, but believe me when I tell you, the whore’s are comin’. It all began with Whore Zero, Rachel Uchitel, who has repeatedly denied any affair with Woods. And yet…

Rachel has offered little explanation about how she ended up in Australia at the same time and at the same hotel as Tiger just weeks ago.

Now there’s this from Us Weekly…

A Los Angeles cocktail waitress says she had a steamy 31-month fling with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and text messages to prove it.
Jaimee Grubbs, now 24, says she began having an affair with Woods, 33, in April 2007.
…they went on to have 20 sexual encounters.

And this from Radar Online…

Several other women are coming forward claiming they had affairs with Tiger Woods.
…we have confirmed that at least two more women are being linked to Tiger in sexual affairs and that one cheating story could appear as early as Thursday.

I think it’s safe to say he didn’t think this all the way through. He’s maybe the most famous person on earth. Of course he got caught. The Statue of Liberty could go buy some weed and have a better chance at getting away with it than he did.

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Tiger, bustin that ass


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods Debacle
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yeah, but it's also kinda fishy that these girls are just now coming out. I mean all of a sudden tiger might be having an affair and 20 other girls chime in "he fucked me too".

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Phil wrote:
For the record, I was thinking the other day how the perfect celebrity thus far has been Michael Jordon. Has Michael Jordon ever done anything wrong ever? Or, at least anything wrong that was caught and made him look like an idiot? He's just always happy... selling his hanes and shit.


I know other people have talked about MJ doing some bad things, but here's something from MJ getting into the Hall of Fame...he starts off ok, but then really comes off as an asshole.


Hall of Fame Speech pt. 1

Part 2

Needless to say, he just goes on and on and on.

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i actually liked his HOF speech

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