Tiger Woods Debacle

Phil · **Posted:** February, 19, 2010 - 3:50pm

Hack wrote:

yea this shouldnt even be a story. He cheated on his wife. Big deal. That shit goes on around the world everyday. Get over it.

This.

Dr Gaius Baltar · **Joined:** July, 29, 2008 - 9:56pm **Posts:** 3759

Man I say good for him, if I was making the kind of cash he makes I'd be banging hot chicks all over the place. I'd also punch reporters in the face when they asked me about it, divorce my wife, and keep my kids...

Actually fuck that, she could take the kids with her.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** February, 19, 2010 - 4:59pm

the biggest mistake he made is getting married. if he wasn't married then this wouldn't be a story. he'd be a rich, single athlete fuckin a bunch of chicks. they're a dime a dozen.

Dr Gaius Baltar · **Joined:** July, 29, 2008 - 9:56pm **Posts:** 3759

Maybe, but I still maintain that there is no such thing as bad publicity. Everyone on the planet knows Tiger Woods now, they're watching his every move. If I was a company I'd be throwing sponserships like mad his way, people might hate him, but that's great because when people see him in every newscast their going to see my goddamn company logo on his shirt.

Same thing with Mel Gibson back in the day with the whole "he hates Jews" thing. I'd be like, sir I will pay you 30,000 dollars to wear this coca-cola pin everwhere you go. Then I'd just eat it up while the papparazzi has a field day.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 16, 2010 - 3:16pm

Hack wrote:

Apr. 9 he comes back for the masters. Its not going to be any different then what it was last year. He was out the first couple months with knee surgery.

I win. haha

Big T OTW · **Posted:** March, 16, 2010 - 10:39pm

Quote:

"The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect," Woods said in a statement. "After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta."

It hasn't been that long Tiger.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 16, 2010 - 10:51pm

October was his last event i think

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 18, 2010 - 2:42pm

one of the whores Tiger was banging released all of his text messages.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/03/tiger-wood ... ls-throat/

Nick · **Posted:** March, 21, 2010 - 11:54am

I actually don't believe this chick at all. She released a list of his texts and a lot of them sounded plausible right up until this:

Quote:

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

For some reason I feel like if these were really Tiger they wouldn't have written that "that I own" ending. All of the rest of the texts seem pretty standard but something about the "that I own" makes me doubt it's him.

Invisible Swordsman · **Posted:** March, 21, 2010 - 12:05pm

O&A were reading them on friday and Ellis had a "choose the fake quote" game as well. Some of them are pretty crazy shit. Like one he asks if she ever had a golden shower.

I could see it both ways, but I'm leaning toward she's just trying to get more publicity. She's a porn star isn't she? Gotta get that name out there somehow.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 21, 2010 - 12:20pm

the best is fuck her in the ass then shove his cock down her throat hahaha

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** March, 22, 2010 - 12:06pm

I'm so sick of this fucking ESPN interview they keep running every five minutes.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 22, 2010 - 1:38pm

its so fucking annoying. Stop reporting on how his life changed and shit. He cheated big fucking deal. Go interview Joe Schmo who did the same exact thing. Oh wait nobody cares b/c its not a celeb. Fucking media.

I got into a little argument at work about this. I told the lady who was bitching about what he did that hes a hell of a golfer and i enjoy watching him play. What he does off the golf course i could give two shits about.

Big T OTW · **Posted:** March, 23, 2010 - 8:46pm

Did anyone happen to catch the latest 30 Rock?

Tracy Morgan is having problems making endorsements because he NEVER cheated on his wife and only claimed he has to keep up his image. His wife is mad at him because he could lose his endorsements, and wants him to cheat on her. He can't get a break cause he loves her too much to cheat on her.

I was rolling. I hardly ever watch the show, but this was a good spin on all the publicity Tiger got.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 26, 2012 - 6:10pm

hey remember this.......Tiger won last week

yeaaaaaaaa

Nick · **Posted:** March, 26, 2012 - 6:35pm

I watched the 2009 version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on Saturday and the end the last confrontation with the killer was pretty much how this Tiger thing went down Lisbeth hits Martin with the golf club, chases him outside, he gets in his SUV, she breaks out the window with the club, then chases him down and he flies off a cliff the second that happened I was like "This thing basically predicted the Tiger Woods debacle."

William Smith · **Joined:** June, 17, 2007 - 10:18pm **Posts:** 3227

Big T OTW wrote:

Did anyone happen to catch the latest 30 Rock?

Tracy Morgan is having problems making endorsements because he NEVER cheated on his wife and only claimed he has to keep up his image. His wife is mad at him because he could lose his endorsements, and wants him to cheat on her. He can't get a break cause he loves her too much to cheat on her.

I was rolling. I hardly ever watch the show, but this was a good spin on all the publicity Tiger got.

Good, doesn't he make 10 million a year? I have no idea how that's happening.

And those texts were great, I hope they aren't fake.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 27, 2012 - 6:52am

William Smith wrote:

Big T OTW wrote:

Did anyone happen to catch the latest 30 Rock?

Tracy Morgan is having problems making endorsements because he NEVER cheated on his wife and only claimed he has to keep up his image. His wife is mad at him because he could lose his endorsements, and wants him to cheat on her. He can't get a break cause he loves her too much to cheat on her.

I was rolling. I hardly ever watch the show, but this was a good spin on all the publicity Tiger got.

Good, doesn't he make 10 million a year? I have no idea how that's happening.

And those texts were great, I hope they aren't fake.

you do know this was over 2 years ago right?

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