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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 12:01pm 
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I've actually never read anything on the toilet.
I just shit and get off the pot.

But the old lady just got a little magazine basket at her bridal shower so now a few Maxims are in there. Maybe I'll start toilet reading.

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 12:04pm 
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In National Park, they pay you to recycle them so I'll be swimming in dollas once I recycle all my Maxims. I've had the subscription for like 4 years now. Actually thats only 48 magazines, not really that much.


yea they havent udated my credit for the past 2 weeks

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 12:06pm 
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yea but you cant take online info into the bathroom with ya where i do most of my gamer readings


You can if you had an iPhone. Magazines are going to be obsolete in 15 years.

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 12:08pm 
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Hack wrote:
yea but you cant take online info into the bathroom with ya where i do most of my gamer readings


You can if you had an iPhone. Magazines are going to be obsolete in 15 years.


not as easy as picking up a magazine and reading it

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 12:19pm 
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Not right now but it will be. Eventually, all reading material will be on digital displays. It's not going to be like holding a LCD screen either, they're going to be bendable and paper thin. Instead of getting the paper every morning, you'd have the thing download it or download any magazine subscriptions you might want. That being said, I also do not like reading on the toilet. I prefer to just do my business and get out.

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 12:50pm 
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I have to read on the toilet. If I dont bring in a magazine, book, or video game, I just start grabbing anything and start to read it. I've actually read the directions for shampoos and tooth paste.


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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 3:42pm 
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Phil wrote:
I have to read on the toilet. If I dont bring in a magazine, book, or video game, I just start grabbing anything and start to read it. I've actually read the directions for shampoos and tooth paste.


hahaha ive read the bottle of mouth wash on my sink prolly a million times haha

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 4:30pm 
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I like getting a monthly magazine because its a nice change from all the bills and bullshit that come every day. I open it up and find an EGM in there and I smile a secret smile as i walk home from the mailbox.


Yeah, I still get just as happy when a game mag shows up as I did when Nintendo Power would roll in during grade school.


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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 7:54pm 
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I don't HAVE to read on the crapper, but I usually do.....and gaming mags are my favorite option even though I already know most of the news in them >.>


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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: March, 4, 2008 - 8:10pm 
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I get the same secret smile it usually looks like this...


:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: May, 14, 2008 - 7:31am 
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For me it's not an interest. It's a passion.



i like to call it an 'addiction.'














but thats just me.

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: August, 7, 2008 - 3:21pm 
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Russell Casse wrote:
Not right now but it will be. Eventually, all reading material will be on digital displays. It's not going to be like holding a LCD screen either, they're going to be bendable and paper thin. Instead of getting the paper every morning, you'd have the thing download it or download any magazine subscriptions you might want. That being said, I also do not like reading on the toilet. I prefer to just do my business and get out.


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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: August, 7, 2008 - 3:24pm 
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AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

Saloon Old Timer #3

I love it.

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: August, 7, 2008 - 4:20pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
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haha I got the quote off IMDB...

I googled Doc run recreation and found it, thats all I remembered.


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 Post subject: Re: EGM Magazine
PostPosted: September, 19, 2008 - 11:57pm 
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It's that time of year again! Free EGMs! Even if you're already getting it, sign up again. Issues will overlap for a month or two, but at least you'll be good to go.

http://www.mercurymagazines.com/pr1/121/121120

Hopefully I'll be getting it this time around. Good thing too, I almost resubbed... and paid for it.


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 Post subject: Re: EGM Magazine
PostPosted: September, 20, 2008 - 12:10pm 
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 Post subject: Re: EGM Magazine
PostPosted: September, 20, 2008 - 2:29pm 
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Sorry dude. :(


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 Post subject: Re: EGM Magazine
PostPosted: September, 21, 2008 - 1:19pm 
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thats funny i just got my new one in the mail this month and its still going to my old house...so i just resubbed for my new house.

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 Post subject: Re: Free Year of EGM (for free)
PostPosted: October, 10, 2008 - 1:01am 
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Jeff did get pretty far in FF12 though. I think much farther than anyone else on this board aside from myself.



I know this is old, but I beat FF12 too.

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 Post subject: Re: EGM Magazine
PostPosted: October, 20, 2008 - 12:50pm 
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Yay, got my first issue the other day. I'm glad to have a magazine coming to the house, I need something for when I go potty.


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