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I've actually never read anything on the toilet.
I just shit and get off the pot.

But the old lady just got a little magazine basket at her bridal shower so now a few Maxims are in there. Maybe I'll start toilet reading.

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yea they havent udated my credit for the past 2 weeks

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You can if you had an iPhone. Magazines are going to be obsolete in 15 years.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

not as easy as picking up a magazine and reading it

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Not right now but it will be. Eventually, all reading material will be on digital displays. It's not going to be like holding a LCD screen either, they're going to be bendable and paper thin. Instead of getting the paper every morning, you'd have the thing download it or download any magazine subscriptions you might want. That being said, I also do not like reading on the toilet. I prefer to just do my business and get out.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I have to read on the toilet. If I dont bring in a magazine, book, or video game, I just start grabbing anything and start to read it. I've actually read the directions for shampoos and tooth paste.

hahaha ive read the bottle of mouth wash on my sink prolly a million times haha

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Yeah, I still get just as happy when a game mag shows up as I did when Nintendo Power would roll in during grade school.

I don't HAVE to read on the crapper, but I usually do.....and gaming mags are my favorite option even though I already know most of the news in them >.>

I get the same secret smile it usually looks like this...

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i like to call it an 'addiction.'














but thats just me.

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

Doc: And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.
Saloon Old Timer #3: If everybody's got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?
Doc: Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA

Saloon Old Timer #3

I love it.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

AKA Mr. Haney

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

haha I got the quote off IMDB...

I googled Doc run recreation and found it, thats all I remembered.

It's that time of year again! Free EGMs! Even if you're already getting it, sign up again. Issues will overlap for a month or two, but at least you'll be good to go.

http://www.mercurymagazines.com/pr1/121/121120

Hopefully I'll be getting it this time around. Good thing too, I almost resubbed... and paid for it.

US only

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Sorry dude.

thats funny i just got my new one in the mail this month and its still going to my old house...so i just resubbed for my new house.

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I know this is old, but I beat FF12 too.

- Thark

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

Yay, got my first issue the other day. I'm glad to have a magazine coming to the house, I need something for when I go potty.