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"I went to the annual Bot-O-Rama last week and this fat sack of waste came up to me. He said "Hey! You dumbass, you're all over my PEG LEG!" His breath smelled like my ass after a week of diarrhea without WIPING IT. So I said "Get out of my face feces breath before I spray shit in your MOUTH!" I knew he was afraid so he LEFT. I am a GOD!"

Genius. Pure Genius. I have this on my computer if anyone wants to hear it. I found it by accident last night and was dying.

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I think it was, "You rolled over my peg leg."

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

That one was the best.