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Celebrate! A new Shamoozal cartoon in the Sode section. People who haven't played Brain Age might be a little lost... but give it a whirl.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH GOLDEN KEY! AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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hahahaha man i dunno why but i loved it. breeeew

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hahahahah good stuff the golden key got me too

Wasnt golden key from captian N?

You better believe it.

remember that captain N download you had on the old shamooz? With the gameboy jumping around saying golden key, do you still have it?

i have it but the link isn't working...i'll see if i can get it to work later.

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Do you remember Simon Belmont being a complete buffoon?

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that was a complete bastardization of simon belmont

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Swear to me.

Wasn't he like a complete egomaniac?
Also, I used to pretend I was Captain N. I'd tie a nintendo controller around my waste and use it to run and jump, and I'd have the nintendo gun in my pocket. Needless to say, I didn't have many friends.

Really liked the Sode, btw, but I think only because my friend was playing brain age like a month ago. If I didn't know what it was, I would have been lost.

HAHAHHAA I pictured it and actually laughed, you could mess some people up with the light gun.

Captain N needs to be made into a DVD collection, just like Super Mario Bros.

As far as the Bastardization goes of Simon Belmont, I didn't think that was the worst.

I remember the intro to the show, Mother Brain looked like a crack whore, Pit was named Kid Icarus, Mega Man sounded like he had emphysema.

Captain N: "It's Mega-Man!"
Mega Man: "Mega HI!"

Kongo Land was apparently where Donkey Kong lived...

Any other atrocities??

- Thark

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Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

The only thing I really remember from that show was the episode when Donkey Kong thought Simon Belmont was it's kid and Simon tore off Donkey Kong's toe nail!!! I don't know why he did it, I just know I couldn't look at feet for a while!

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