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 Post subject: Angry Video Game Nerd - James Rolfe
PostPosted: June, 16, 2007 - 9:32am 
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i stumbled upon this guy this morning, don't know if you guys have seen him yet or not
fucking hilarious... i've sat through 3 now and laughed my ass off at every one... even games i haven't played
the Ninja Turtles is fucking brilliant


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PostPosted: June, 16, 2007 - 7:25pm 
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yeah dude this guy is out of control. the TMNT review is rediculous. hilarious. HAHAAHAHAH

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PostPosted: June, 17, 2007 - 1:09am 
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yeah man. they're pretty funny. I can't believe the guy couldn't land his plane on the aircraft carrier in Top Gun. I knew a kid that beat the whole thing. Top Gun 2 was definitely ridiculous. He didn't even get to the 2nd level. You have to dodge the freaking trees and they come at you at a million miles a second and there's no way to dodge them. You're in a plane! Why the hell are you flying at tree levels?!?!?!!!!!! And he got mad at Double Dragon 3. I pwned that game. It was kind of hard but still beat able. TMNT is impossible though. The best part was when he was trying to jump over a little gap and all you had to do was walk over it.


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PostPosted: June, 17, 2007 - 9:29am 
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hahahah i remember all the parts he couldn't get through in TMNT. I got to shredder in that game and couldn't beat him.


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PostPosted: June, 17, 2007 - 5:22pm 
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Ryan 2.0 wrote:
And he got mad at Double Dragon 3. I pwned that game. It was kind of hard but still beat able. TMNT is impossible though. The best part was when he was trying to jump over a little gap and all you had to do was walk over it.


Wow, you really beat DD3? I mean I guess I didn't spend a lot of time with it, but I thought it was really rough. You basically only get one life per character right? I tried to play it on emu recently and couldn't make it out of the first room. That game really was a bummer, because DD2 was amazing.

However though I'm impressed you beat DD3, maybe you'll be impressed that I beat TMNT... more than once, eons ago. It's all about stocking up on the scrolls with all 4 turtles, then you are unstoppable.


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Ah, I love that series, especially... all of them.


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It seems he has a fetish for "diarrhea dumps". Anyway, this guy is awesome. It was mucking hilarious in the TMNT one were he spent like 10 minutes trying to jump the gap close to the wall, and then he just walked over it.


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PostPosted: June, 18, 2007 - 3:56pm 
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i heard about this guy when phil showed me the power glove video.
i dont know why i never went back and checked out any of his other stuff but i have been watching his videos on youtube all day today and i love them.

the one that made me laugh the most was Bimmy and Jimmy in the Double Dragon 3 one. I loved it. hahahahahaha how could they let that pass?

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PostPosted: June, 25, 2007 - 12:21pm 
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there's a new one up about Die Hard for Nintendo.
http://gametrailers.com/player/20753.html

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Johnny Manf wrote:
there's a new one up about Die Hard for Nintendo.
http://gametrailers.com/player/20753.html


Dude that was awesome, and the ending was AMAZING. Dude I thought I was gonna die. I was laughing so loud.


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Phil wrote:
Johnny Manf wrote:
there's a new one up about Die Hard for Nintendo.
http://gametrailers.com/player/20753.html


Dude that was awesome, and the ending was AMAZING. Dude I thought I was gonna die. I was laughing so loud.


yeah when things were exploding all around him and he was crawling around on the ground while still playing the game.
he goes all out on these videos man.

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PostPosted: June, 25, 2007 - 2:44pm 
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yea i sat down one night and watched all of them


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PostPosted: June, 25, 2007 - 5:55pm 
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yeah, I also caught a lot of these on YouTube and started watching them....

sometimes he's just too crazy. But he is funny as balls.

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New one about Independence Day for Playstation
http://gametrailers.com/player/21229.html

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OMFG!....that was one of the best ones yet

and yes that game is serious ass....used to own it myself


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PostPosted: July, 19, 2007 - 8:24am 
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new video
http://gametrailers.com/player/22435.html?type=flv

Bart vs The Space Mutants
but gametrailers is down right now so its not working.
should be back up soon, it says they are just doing maintenance.

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new one about Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout
http://gametrailers.com/player/23316.html

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That was hilarious and I learnt never to play that game!

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yea i loved it when he beat the crap outta bugs bunny


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When he broke the beer bottle on Bugs' head, I died.

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new video about Atari Porn
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html

man i didnt know these games existed. hahahaha

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Johnny Manf wrote:

man i didnt know these games existed. hahahaha


hahaha.... come on Johnny. If it has "pictures" it has porn :D Heck I think some of the first black and whites were of porn.

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Johnny Manf wrote:
Phil wrote:
Johnny Manf wrote:
there's a new one up about Die Hard for Nintendo.
http://gametrailers.com/player/20753.html


Dude that was awesome, and the ending was AMAZING. Dude I thought I was gonna die. I was laughing so loud.


yeah when things were exploding all around him and he was crawling around on the ground while still playing the game.
he goes all out on these videos man.


ahahahahaa!! officer carl winslow


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PostPosted: August, 23, 2007 - 7:16pm 
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Johnny Manf wrote:
new video about Atari Porn
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html

man i didnt know these games existed. hahahaha


AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! "beat em and eat em" ahahahaha!!!!


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