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ahahahahahaha

This episode. SO GOOD.

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

HAHAHAH

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

Hammond's new show is ok, but Top Gear is the shit. I love the shit out of all of the "trip" episodes. It's weird, because I'm not even really that into cars. It's just a fun show to watch.

Which episode is that from?

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Season 17, ep 4 or 5. Starts out with the new Jag XK-Rs vs the new Nissan GT-R. Which is one of my absolute favorite comparison pieces. (Clarkson, cornering in the GT-R, visually demonstrating its grip by contorting his face: "Kids, if you're watching this, your dad's not having a stroke. . . He's just driving a Nissan.") From there it goes right into the contest, where they take a V-10 Jag, cue the A-Team music, and come out with a car that has wheels suitable for driving on railroad tracks. Clarkson is all "POWERRRRRR" and the wheels spin a whole bunch (metal on metal and all). Hammond and May insist that the V10 Jag could never pull a train made of caravans (which they, of course, created. Scum class, lol). Clarkson insists he can make a better train then they can, so he takes the V10 Jag. Hammond and May then grab an Audi S4 or s6 (i forget) because it has AWD. So then they make a 3 car train out of 3 caravans that they pull with the Audi, and Clarkson makes a one-car completely open-air convertible caravan train car with a huge wing on the back to be towed by the Jag. They invite several writers from railway magazines and railway inspectors to come and ride. Hilarity ensues, ending with the Scum Class car being set on fire. Rowan Atkinson is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

I've watched this episode so many times, because i freaking LOVE the GT-R. If I could have one really expensive car, that would be it. I'd take it over a Lambo, Ferrari, Koenigsegg, Pagani, over anything.

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"Cook Free, or Die" -- Anthony Bourdain

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Who is that chick?

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

tits mcgee?

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Anna Simon.

reverse image search.

well shit.

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God damn Spanish women are so hot.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

that's all the mexican/hispanic networks are, big tits. the quality is horrible, but the tits are amazing.

You guys should check out Brazilian tv. I was trying to watch a Brazilian mma event online and the show that was on before it was ridiculous. It's basically a buff dude and a smoking hot chick wearing a bikini walking around a beach picking out other smoking hot chicks and giving them a pass/fail on their bikinis. If it's a fail they bring the chick to this like circle of bushes randomly in the middle of the beach and she changes in there and everyone high fives.

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HAHAHAHA amazing

holy shit thats nuts that guy lived.

Dude wtf were they doing in the middle of the road!

Yeah man, when you have to stop in the middle of the highway, you don't get out of your car.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Holy shit that was insane. Was this one posted, I forget...

Yeah, that was posted already. Did you catch the other guy that got sandwiched between the car that rear ended the stop car? I wonder if he made it into the trunk in time. You can't really tell from the video.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Man i just watched this like 10 times...insane. What is that guy DOING in the middle of the highway

there were comments, he dove into the trunk.

And that is what happens when you chant OU sucks.

The way that guy's head hit the ground. Jesus he's lucky if he's alive.

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