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 Post subject: Charlie F'n Sheen
PostPosted: April, 22, 2006 - 2:51pm 
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I had just read that Charlie and his hot P.O.A wife were getting divorced.......well that's not what I read but that's where the are heading. And let me tell you something, it could not have happened to a much more deserving person.

This sick F'er once told a reporter that OUR government were the people who have orchestrated the whole 9/11 terror attacks on our country. He got all this info from an ULTRA left web site that tries to tie bullcrap with reality. I don't know which side of the fence everyone comes down on, BUT most of us agree that no matter how screwed up our President is, that there is no way that this could've happened......well.....we all watch 24 so I guess anythings possible. Anywho, Charlie Sheen......his wife Denise Richards alledges that good ole' Chucky not only threatened her life, but had pushed and beat her. Now I know what you're thinking.......or maybe I don't, but, ........where am I going with this, oh yeah......Chucky not only beats her according to Denise but has some wonderful choices for web sites. Not only do these sites contain some nuddies, some some wat too young nuddies, and not only are they way too young, but some happen to be GAY way too young web sites. What a sick FREAK.

Hey I hope all of this is wrong. Because, I like Hot Shots , and I thought he was great in Platoon. But come on guy. Our government didn't blow up thousands of innocent people to go to war. Engineers, Osama, an millions of happy rag heads can tell you that. But quit watching the kiddie, gay porn, and try getting into Denises Lap Flounder.

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Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean


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HAHHHAAHAHA How old is Denise Richards now anyway? I remember when she was in Starship Troopers. RICO'S ROUGHNECKS!

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AHAHHAHAHAH, Don't forget that movie with Kevin Bacon. Damnit! I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME!

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she's gotta be late 30s i would assume. i'm gonna guess right now that she's 37 and now i'm gonna go look it up.....


damnit she's 35 but i was close.

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Rick Vaughn is no Whore Daddy

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Neither is Topper Harley.

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Rick Vaughn is no Whore Daddy


Not only is Rick Vaugh a WHORE DADDY but he likes little boys ewwwwwwwwewww! man. I don't get it, Denise Richards..........young pre-teen boy porno. Is she really that terrible in bed? The worst part of it is that he has kids. Throw him the cheese Rick, the high stinking cheese!!!!!

Again I hope it's not true........I forgot about Major League..........that movie is pretty good too.

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Denise Richards released the transcripts from several of the voicemails Charlie Sheen left her. The best is when he calls her dickface.

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_ ... envm1.html

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_ ... envm2.html

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Okay Dick face. HAHAHAHAHAHH Topper lost his mind.

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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i just saw a headline last night on yahoo that CBS has dropped 2 and a half men? he's out of control, will most likely end up dead soon, and then everyone will cry their eyes out saying what a terrrilbe loss it has been.

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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I would cry. Sheen is the motha f'ing man. SHEEEEENN!!!!

Well actually I look like a can of smashed assholes!

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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I love how he lives by Apocalypse Now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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Did they cancel the entire series or just the last part of this season? Cause that's what I've been hearing.

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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Just the season but I am sure he has committed career suicide after the letter he wote about the creators after they cancelled it...


From The Hollywood Reporter...

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The news about the shutdown came following remarks Sheen had made earlier Thursday about Lorre on the syndicated Alex Jones Show.

Saying he was told that if he went on "attack" execs would cancel the show, Sheen repeatedly referred to the showrunner as "Chaim Levine." (Lorre's birth name is Charles Levine.)

Sheen later went on to attack Lorre on TMZ, saying he "violently hated" the showrunner, whom he called "a stupid, stupid little man." Sheen challenged Lorre to a fight, saying "If he wins, then he can leave my show."

After the announcement of the series shutdown, Sheen fired off an angry letter to TMZ that read:

"What does this say about Haim Levine after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... Charlie Sheen"



FIRE BREATHING FISTS!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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That terrible fucking show has been on for almost a decade?


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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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Everyone loves it. Apparently, they just have a bunch of hot women on all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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Everyone loves it. Apparently, they just have a bunch of hot women on all the time.


I tried to watch it the one night and it was terrible. I hated it as much as I hate Big Bang Theory. I seriously can't watch sitcoms with the canned laugh anymore. The worst.


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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
PostPosted: February, 25, 2011 - 8:00pm 
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I actually kind of like the show. I don't like the kid at all and the brother annoys me a bit but I love Sheen playing Sheen. He's such a hilarious douchbage/asshole.

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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Nick wrote:
I actually kind of like the show. I don't like the kid at all and the brother annoys me a bit but I love Sheen playing Sheen. He's such a hilarious douchbage/asshole.


Sheen is a true asshole in real life and probably deserves to die, but that show is funny and I enjoy it.

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 Post subject: Re: Charlie F'n Sheen
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“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

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