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 Post subject: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 10:07am 
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http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?secti ... id=7529093

I work in Chester PA. It's a fucking terrible area. Where I'm situated close to Widener U, which is sort of a so-so area, but you make the wrong turn and you're in some bad news sections.

So apparently there have been 12 murders in this city since the start of the year. 5 of these murders took place this month so the town has been under a state of emergency for the last two weeks. The SOE means there is a curfew after 8pm in which there can't be groups over 3 people in the streets. It only took them one week to kill someone after this happened as there was a murder over the weekend.

Yesterday when I was leaving the above news story happened. I didn't know what was going on until today. So there was a big shoot out and a dude died. Apparently since there is a now a curfew in place, these people just rob houses and do shit earlier in the day.

Anyway, coming to work is starting to suck more and more each day. This place is a fucking zoo.


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 10:19am 
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wow. why is your office in the ghetto?


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 11:57am 
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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 12:02pm 
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IratePrimate wrote:
wow. why is your office in the ghetto?


They're trying to do things to turn the town around, so I imagine they were offered an incentive to put their business here. They opened a casino here that has gone to shit from what I understand and they just opened Philly's first soccer stadium here too. But none of those things matter. One only need to look at Camden NJ to see that sticking diamonds in a pile of shit doesn't mean it's still not a pile of shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
PostPosted: June, 30, 2010 - 1:26pm 
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yea man i use to play hockey over there and had to drive thru some rough neighborhoods. Never had a problem though the 3 years i played there.

Funny thing with that new stadium is it seats 18,000 but there are only 4,000 parking spots around the stadium. The other ppl have to park in a surrounding lot. There is gonna be some break ins for sure.

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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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Phil wrote:
IratePrimate wrote:
wow. why is your office in the ghetto?


They're trying to do things to turn the town around, so I imagine they were offered an incentive to put their business here. They opened a casino here that has gone to shit from what I understand and they just opened Philly's first soccer stadium here too. But none of those things matter. One only need to look at Camden NJ to see that sticking diamonds in a pile of shit doesn't mean it's still not a pile of shit.


if only there were diamonds in my shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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IratePrimate wrote:

if only there were diamonds in my shit.


Anal bleeding would occur.


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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well i would assume just like in this cities case they would be inserting the diamonds after the turd had already landed.


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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So you would just leave your turds floating in your toilet hoping that some will put diamonds in them?


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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well if they were going to have diamonds placed in them i would just put them under my brothers pillows.


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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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well if they were going to have diamonds placed in them i would just put them under my brothers pillows.




HAHAHAHAH!

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 Post subject: Re: Chester PA under State of Emergency, and I work there
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Call in the airstrike.



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