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I always want to vent after meeting complete fucking assholes in public.
I don't want to make a new thread for every jackass I meet, so I'm creating this ignorant people thread. By ignorant I just mean that they are oblivious to the fact that anyone else in the world even exists.

Like the pricks that stop in the middle of the road in their car to have a conversation with a guy on the street or stupid shit like that.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I agree man, I fucking hate when people block a road to have a conversation, drives me bananas.

I like this thread.

I always, ALWAYS, have that shit happen to me in my neighborhood. I want to lay on my horn so badly, but I restrain myself. FUCK.

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i think that "ignorant" may be the wrong word here. i think the word you are looking for is "shitty".

people are assholes. fact.

edit: i look forward to more of this thread.

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Swear to me.

I flipped out on some asshole tonight. I was already in a bad mood (my couch that I moved against our wall was covered in ants) so I was outside spraying. I hear a guy flipping out and I look up to see some fat shit on a bike and he's kicking my neighbor's dog (a white pitbull). Now, I do understand that a pitbull getting loose is scary, so I let him off the hook for it even though he already made me angry. Then he spins around and I hear him freaking out yelling "COME GET YOUR FUCKING DOG" so I decide to go up to the front and put the dog home, which I've done before. On my way up to get the dog I point at him and say "You calm down." And then he gets even more fired up and starts screaming "CALM DOWN!? CALM DOWN!? I ALMOST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING PITBULL." I told him he was making a scene and I didn't appreciate him dropping f-bombs in front of my children (who were outside playing). He starts screaming more, and I told him to shut up and if he was really concerned he'd help actually put the dog back instead of freaking out like a maniac. I told him the dog didn't even want to attack him and he wanted to go home, since the dog was just standing outside their front door at this point. As I get the dog the neighbor comes from around back and takes him. At this point the guy is still going nuts and I lost it. I started yelling at him as loud as I could using every curse word I could muster and told him to just keep on riding his fucking bike. I went back around my house and then he road away. The end.

What a piece of shit.

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haha I like telling people to calm down, because 9 times out of 10 it makes them even angrier.

Haha nice

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aahahah thats awesome, give 'em hell Phil

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

HAHAHAHAHA! Nice. I hope it was Parkker Up the Creek.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

This got a serious LOL hahahaha!

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These neighbors across the street from me are having some sort of party and are loud as shit. I don't care if they want to throw parties but keep your door close if you're going to turn up the bass to the max. And they're driving around honking. I almost want to call the cops on these douche bags.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Go to the party and shit under somebodies pillow, or pee on their doorhandles.

You should have man. I can understand a loud party (unless this is happening all of the time) but the honking adds a whole other layer.

That reminds me of another one I wanted to post. My neighbors are slightly loud and annoying, but usually I can safely ignore them. One day I came home late at night and 2 bitches were on the ground fighting. I just put my head down and walked in the house so I could deny I knew anything if the police ever showed up. For the most part though they're pretty calm because they're constantly smoking weed. Everytime I work in my yard I can smell it coming from them. I'm pretty sure they deal too because one day a car drove up and asked them if they were holding. Anyway, as long as it's just weed I don't mind too much if they keep to themselves. However they also have several young (under 5) kids that are playing in the back yard while they're having their little parties. That shit just annoys the fuck out of me. I mean if you wanna get high, be loud, and do nothing with your life, thats your prerogative. But don't do that shit in while you're watching your kids

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

don't be scared homie.

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Swear to me.

I meant to say yesterday that I agree with all of this.

i cant believe you wouldn't stop to watch the chick fight shibby. i would have watched and not given any fucks.

i went to a gun show today. Apparently racism is publicly acceptable at those.

I've seen confederate flag stuff before and realize it can be considered racist, but is somewhat acceptable. However today i saw swastika knives and patches. Thats pretty fkin blatent right there.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

Going to a gun show was the first problem.

That said, is there a sliver of a chance that maybe that stuff was authentic nazi shit? I guess I could see why someone racist would want that shit. I'm just trying to come up with a reason why that would be there other than the fact that these people are just insane.

I could see a collector wanting authentic WW2 stuff, I doubt that was its purpose though.

yeah.... no these were brand new novelty type things, right up there with this awesome looking batman knife (shaped like the bat symbol and 2 blades coming out of the wings)

I hunt and have my protection permit for pistol carrying so I was curious to see what all they had there. There were a few historical booths, but most were assault weapons and various pistols/knives. I kinda felt bad for the non-crazy gun enthusiasts there having to be grouped together with a bunch of people that believe if Obama gets re-elected he's magically going to take away all the guns..... oh yes the NRA was out in full force pushing the Romney vote

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.