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yeah they were just lookin for quick carry items..fukin assholes.

i cleared my browser's cookies and crap to clean some shit out, and i forgot my shamoozal password for the past couple days. i just got in now hah. silly me.

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my deodorant is quitting on me. i have two in there, and neither are working. my pits are kicking right now and its driving me nuts.

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i always do this shit where i forget to pack one item in my gym bag that prevents me from working out. today it was a pair of shorts..fukin fail.

hahaha, sometimes, I'd forget the gym bag all together. There are times when I forget my towel and it just feels weird working out without my towel.

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yeah i work out at lunch so i have to shower and go back, so any one of several things can keep me from working out. usually it is my shoes or extra underwear that gets me. i washed the shorts earlier this week and didnt put them back in..i even thought about it this morning when i was packing everything in there..then just never actually put the fukin shorts in..

Tonight I forgot to take socks, which whatever I can use my dress socks, but I also forgot my headphones. Holy hell is the treadmill boring as fuck without music or tv.

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yeah if i dont have music/tv, that is also a deal breaker most times. i actually started keeping a back up pair of headphones in my car for just this reason.

so there is this larger woman in my office. she has like 10 chins. apparently she is also a bit of a bitch. so now anytime i see her all i can think is "bring me solo and the wookie!"

hah i like the chin count.

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i am SO GOOD at wasting time on the net that amounts to absolutely NOTHING.

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i did it again. the past few days my back has been getting stiff. this morning i was taking the garbage out to the curb and i felt it go. all i was doing was holding a slightly-above-average-heavy trash can and i felt it go. i just took a hot shower adn that seems to have taken the edge off it, but it was awful. im still dreading tonight when i have to try to sleep with what feels like a knife in my back. fuuuuuuuuuu

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Accidentally overwrote the file of my programming assignment, woooooooooooooooooooooooo

You should use SVN or Git.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

this morning im running out the door trying to get shit done and i text my wife telling her that im on my way. i used voice actions to send it because my hands were full and i was running like an idiot. i get in the car and start getting pissed because i feel rushed all the time. i pull up to meet my wife and take out my phone. the voice actions were still listening to some of my rant in the car and the whole thing was "fucking this and fucking that fucking shit". hahah it was insane.

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You're an angry man.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

yet another advertisement to not have children.

i have a cloth seat for my computer chair. i've had it for maybe 6 years now? shit, probably more. every once in a while i get up and smell it. its incredibly awful smelling.

true story, bro.

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AHAHAHAHAAAA!!

For no good reason my bum knee has started hurting ridiculously today. I can't figure out why and it makes me furious.

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fukin heatsync died...because i couldnt find a match at microscenter..i am pretty sure im goin to have to take everything apart to remove the bracket behind the mobo....fml

I think my HD is starting to kick the bucket. Either that or I have to repartition the main drive with more space since it's down to 10% free. I'm just trying to hold out until next year and I'll just upgrade my entire PC.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

so because this is very likely my last time in NYC, i went out with my boss last night and got pretty drunk. i do not know how this shit is legal. for the amount of shit i feel like today, it must wreak havoc on your body. fukin feel like total ass. i only had 4 fukin drinks...and a shit ton of water.

im heading out into the ol NYC myself tonight to meet some buddies. we'll be up in hells kitchen. your buddies will be there hahaahah

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I try not to get piss drunk anymore for this reason. And it does do a toll on your body. Look at some older people that you know drink very consistently vs people that rarely drink and you'll see a huge difference in the way they look. Especially when they meet the big three requirements for aging poorly - coffee/smoking/drinking. My sister in law that is yonger than my wife looks like she's 45.