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I was hurting from lack of sleep the last 2 days so I grabbed a coffee.
I swear one sip and I feel like I'm about to become a Bathroom Guy. I'm trying to hold off until I at least finish the cup.

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Yeah man coffee is brutal. Do Green Tea or something next time.

There's coffee and tea here for 25 cents a cup. I should have went with the tea but I feel like coffee works better for keeping me awake.
It sure works well on my stomach. For a good clean out.

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Well, I think I lost 5 pounds yesterday after drinking a sip of coffee....

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I'm glad I'm not the only person that gets sent instantly to the bathroom with coffee. It's another reason why I never drink it unless I absolutely have to.

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I dont think coffee is what makes you have to shit, maybe pee but it's just the fact that it's warm and relaxes yo muscles.

By that definition, tea would make you shit too. It's the coffee.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

yeah coffee is a diuretic. i love drinking a giant cup the morning after a night of hot wings. expell all that shit early and feel better all day....

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
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- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

that sounds painful.

Hahahah, yeah man that sounds terrible. Hot wings followed up by coffee... yikes.

Speaking of wings, I tend to not eat them anymore. They're pretty much the worst. Hot wings are over rated!

BLASPHEMY!!!!!
I could eat wings or at least buffalo chicken every day. I made some wings for my Labor Day party on Sunday. Ordered a Buffalo Chicken wrap on Monday. And then last night I made buffalo chicken with mozzarella cheese to go over rice. I seriously ate it 3 days in a row.

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Buffalo chicken is awesome. I will agree with you there. I could also go to town on buffalo wraps, pizza, chicken cheese steaks, all that stuff. But the actual hot wings I've turned against. It's like the worst quality chicken meat and they're so fucking messy. It's like not even worth it. I'd rather just lick all the juice off the wing then actually eat it.

Yeah its hit or miss. I got wings from Pats a couple weeks ago that were absolutely AWFUL. I couldn't finish them because they were just so fatty.
Pats wings pretty much stink always but I was hungry and they deliver pretty fast so I took a risk. Sopranos wings are awesome. 9 times out of 10 I get them from there.

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they are messy. i will give you that.

Pats has changed all their sauces too and its terrible. I dont get wings from there anymore bc of it. The other night we got pats and i got a side of honey mustard and that was different too and it wasn't good.

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Gia ninas wings are awesome

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You just need to find the right place to get the wings. There are 2 places around here that a fanfuckingtastic. Big meaty bastards with delicious combinations of sauces. The other places definitely would make me agree with Phil though. They're usually overcooked with little or no meat and plain franks red hot.

There's no worse feeling than shitting fire for an entire day because of hot wings the previous night. Thats why I prefer the huge cup of coffee to expel the bane in one shot.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

hah big meaty bastards.

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Swear to me.

im on antibiotics and they make my farts absolutely lethal. i almost choked myself out yesterday.

Hahahahah awful man. The worst kind.

they would probably blind a child.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid to take a shit right now.

I started out as a bathroom guy with this. I started feeling bad stomach pain on my way home from work yesterday. I cut a fart in Dem's car on the way to get the girls that was so awful it still smelled in the car when we left the sitters house. While in her house it hit me that I had to shit bad. So I come home and blow it up right away. After we ate dinner I felt it come over me again. Dem was already in the second floor bathroom and I had the girls. It was the first time I had to take a wild shit with the door open so I could keep an eye on the girls. Thank god that stupid Nick Jr moose came on because they watched him for most of it. Then they came into the bathroom while I was destroying it.

An hour later I get hit again. I can't believe I'm gonna write this but I basically shit out blood. (I had to leave for 10 minutes while writing this to do more) I was pretty upset and told Dem. She said as long as it was bright red it was fine. So I guess it was fine. Went back later that night and blasted out a bunch of fizzle farts. They were bloody too. I thought I was done but at 3 in the morning I woke up. Blasted more fizzles farts.

So that leads me to now. I started writing this before I just did the one I did. I was scared to it but it got me to where I had to run out of here and just go to town. Thankfully there was no blood. My stomach is still a mess. I might not eat anything today. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Sorry for grossing you out.

Did you eat anything odd in the last 24 hours? Something you don't normally eat?
I never had blood spray out of my ass before but I get some bloody wipes on bad shits, or when I have to shit like 3 times a day.

I had that happen in work once before. I shit as soon as I got in, then walked back to my desk and had to run back again, then got back to my desk and like 10 minutes later had to run back. So I went home that day.

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