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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: October, 25, 2011 - 2:25pm 
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HAHAHA perfect!

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: October, 25, 2011 - 5:26pm 
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i am offering/counter offering on this house. the realer it gets, the more i shit.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: December, 8, 2011 - 6:21pm 
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I still haven't heard back on my adjusted offer. If I don't hear by tomorrow I have to terminate. Needless to say, I am shitting like a mad man. I am betting I lose 5 lbs by the end of the week. So much turmoil in there.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: December, 8, 2011 - 10:36pm 
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that blows dude.

i was at jury duty yesterday, and i had to piss like no one's business. so i finally get a chance to slip away. i'm doing my thing at the urinal in total piss bliss, while the dude like 2 feet from me in the stall just starts fartn like crazy. like a heard of elephants was coming out. it was a strange moment. i was at once relived cuz i had to piss so bad and it was finally coming out, digusted by this strange man's farts, and holding back my laugh from it.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: December, 9, 2011 - 10:54am 
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i always have to try and hold back the laughter when people are farting like crazy in there. sometimes they will just use the urinal next to me and start blasting. so hard not to fukin laugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: December, 9, 2011 - 3:35pm 
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it feels like there is a honey badger inside of me trying to get out. needless to say, he doesn't give a fuck.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: December, 12, 2011 - 4:55pm 
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absolutely no fucks are being given.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 10, 2012 - 6:27pm 
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i spent the day chipping away at the urinal mint. im trying to drink alot of water lately, so ive been pissing alot. s everytime i went in there, i took aim at the same spot and i wore down the top corner. it was satisfying.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 10, 2012 - 7:03pm 
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Frank wrote:
i spent the day chipping away at the urinal mint. im trying to drink alot of water lately, so ive been pissing alot. s everytime i went in there, i took aim at the same spot and i wore down the top corner. it was satisfying.


Oh, the little things. haha


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 5:54pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 6:46pm 
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i like how this thread is going from other bathroom guys to us. we are the zombies.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 7:48pm 
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I also decided to share that on Facebook to see if anyone else experienced it.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 7:58pm 
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You must have a bigger dong than me because thats never happened before. hahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:03pm 
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Yeah that's happened to me. There are some horrible public toilets where the water is like right below your ass. Fucking disgusting.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:03pm 
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Yeah, I don't see how that can happen unless you have a porn star slong or the water in the bowl is severly overflooded. I think the water is a solid 6-8 inches from your ass. If you had an erection, then you're penis should be pointing up so it wouldn't be touching the water that way either. I don't know why you would have an erection while taking a shit but that's a different story all together.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:06pm 
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Yeah that's happened to me. There are some horrible public toilets where the water is like right below your ass. Fucking disgusting.


Pretty much this, yeah. I don't think it has anything to do with the length of my dong. Sometimes the water is just a bit higher than it should be. I've had it happen at home sometimes too.

Or maybe we do have long dongs Nick. Hahahahah.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:08pm 
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I don't know why you would have an erection while taking a shit but that's a different story all together.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:14pm 
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I occasionally have the awful experience of my dong touching the inside front of the bowl while I'm poopin'. Definitely happens because my dick is so big and not because we have a tiny toilet in the bathroom by my room.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:19pm 
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I occasionally have the awful experience of my dong touching the inside front of the bowl while I'm poopin'. Definitely happens because my dick is so big and not because we have a tiny toilet in the bathroom by my room.


Hahaha yeah I get that touch sometimes too.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: January, 13, 2012 - 8:57pm 
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Phil wrote:
Dante369 wrote:
I occasionally have the awful experience of my dong touching the inside front of the bowl while I'm poopin'. Definitely happens because my dick is so big and not because we have a tiny toilet in the bathroom by my room.


Hahaha yeah I get that touch sometimes too.

It makes me just want to wash my dick in the sink after that happens. My dong feels tainted for the next hour.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: February, 2, 2012 - 3:38pm 
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I was kind of bathroom guy today.... but so was this other guy in a way.

So I was taking a massive shit just a few minutes ago. It was a good 15 minute crapper.
Anyway I'm on the 2nd floor of this building and the only bathroom on this floor has just one stall and one urinal. When I sit down and get to business, I hear the door open and someone sees that the stall is taken so they walk back out. Obviously this guy had to shit. Like 5 minutes later, it opens again and someone runs in. Not realizing right away that the stall was still taken, he stops and goes OH SHIT and runs back out the door.

So I guess I was taking too long and he had to make a game time decision and run to the first floor bathroom before he shit he pants.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: February, 2, 2012 - 3:42pm 
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psshh..you were just shittin. he should have just gone to the 1st floor the first time.


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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: February, 2, 2012 - 3:45pm 
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I'll be honest I don't know if it was the same guy both times but I like to imagine it that way.

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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: February, 2, 2012 - 3:47pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Bathroom Guys
PostPosted: February, 2, 2012 - 3:49pm 
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i just realized i totally forgot my bathroom guy story yesterday. so there is this irish director here. really cool guy. he likes to do happy hours on wednesdays and goes and drinks for like a hour or so around 4p and come back. so i was shitting at around 5 and there is some other guy out there pissing and this director comes in and im pretty sure he was wasted. he was talking up a storm with the guy pissing and farting like a mad man. you could tell the guy he was talking to was not comfortable with any of it. it was all i could do not to burst out laughing.


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