Shamoozal.com - Smorgas Board

hahahaha, nice.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Hahahaha, I remember Sassy Black Mama. Hilarious . So glad I didn't work the night shift tonight . Don't forget to add the Softcore Pornographer to the list.

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Yeah that guy needs a name. Someone want to give him a name? Anyway here is what he usually orders.


Here is the synopsis.
Renouncing her "sinful" past, Emanuelle has entered a convent and has dedicated herself to a life of service. Enter Monika, the free-spirited, free-loving daughter of a wealthy Baron. Emanuelle is charged with keeping Monika in line, but when the young girl's wild ways bring back memories of her own sensual past, Emanuelle begins questioning her own religious and sexual identity. Advances from an escaped killer who is hiding in the convent serve to complicate matters further

These are the types of stories you hear from people who worked at video stores in the 70s, 80s, and early 90s. You have to be insanely horny go to a store nowadays and order that type of shit, unless you are some sort of collector or connaiseur of Erotica.

Yeah, there are tons of shit on the internet. These people are living in the past. Contemporize man!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

He orders all that stuff. I think he is a little bit of both. He may be like 30 years old and when I call his mother says he isn't there. I can't stand how he constantly calls asking if it has arrived. He expects it to be here after one to two days.

It should be worth noting that that DVD cost 70 dollars. $70!!!!! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

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$70?!?!? really? you have to be joking.

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That dude really likes his 70s porn.

26.99 on amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/Sister-Emanuelle- ... B0012Z369Y

We ordered it through Amazon two weeks ago and it was about $55. We put it up to $70 for that douchebag. He had to have it right away and when we asked him if he had a computer he said no. These fools don't have the internet at home.

hahaha, what a waste of money.

He is 30, lives with his mother, and collect/uses 70s erotica? Thats a winner right there.

You should have charged him $100 and kept the extra $30.

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You should have hit him over the head and knocked him out.

Then when he awakes he'll find himself blindfolded and against a wall with 30 other mutants from your town, then after a brief reprieve from a cigarette the last thing he will remember is what 40 rounds feel like when they are penetrating flesh at the speed of sound.

Then keep shooting until the bodies stop twitching, you never know with mutants when they are actually dead.

Now, I'm going back to play Fallout 3 again.

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There is this guy named Leeland who keeps coming in and asking if we are hiring. He may have a problem with listening because when I tell him I'm not interested in something he keeps telling me about it. I continue to tell him that I have no interest in what he's talking about or I have no knowledge about what he is talking about and he just rambles. He is kinda like Burr but like 10 times worse.

So I called up Nate to tell him about Leeland how annoying that fool is. He told me that someone called up asking how much it is to trade in a PS3 for a PS2! The kid said to Nate that the PS3 games were all easy and his mother said that he just trades them in anyway. I don't know why he can't just change the difficulty of his games.

He should trade in his PS3 for a Nintendo and Bayou Billy. That'll shut him up.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Fucking stupid kids. If I was lucky enough to get a PS3 when I was his age, I would be ecstatic. You'd never see me trade that in while they were still making games for it. Too easy. STFU idiot.

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I get to work and find Ray Porch waiting on his f.ucking bicycle in front of the store. I tried ignoring him but he starts muttering all kinds of jibberish at me. I said what do you want? "I want to trade my game in and get another game real fast." or thats what I think I pieced together. He starts asking me about all kinds of games and I said look man pick a game I still have to get to the bank. Mutha fucka doesn't have enough money for the game and asks if I can give him a deal. I said yeah if you don't come back today!

BTW Nate checks are in.

HAHAHA! I so wish I could say that kind of shit to people at my job. As soon as you tell anyone they can't do whatever they want, you are automatically considered "very rude".

I've had enough with that fat mess. I can't understand most of what he is saying and then he is always just asking questions like a little kid. I haven't played any of those games on the PSP except God of War. I tell him this every f.ucking time!!!!!!!!

This kid must have some sort of early onset alzheimers.

Knock out about half of his teeth and VOILA, you have Ray Porch.

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HAHAHAHA TRUE! Nate that stuff you got yesterday I don't think I can get to it. I have about 250+ items Pat finally ordered!


And your not working tonight anyway.