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HAHAHA. He should pay me for taking that crap.
I love when people bring in their DS' with messages. Today's message went like this.

I hate my babys daddy :{ :{

Someone just called me up to see if we could order the RE5 Special Edition and then proceeded to relay his entire understanding of the Resident Evil series. I interuppted him a few times to ask if he needed anything else, or had a question for me, to which he would respond "Oh yeah!" and then babble about the game for another minute. I wish it was just someone screwing with me, but I'm pretty sure I know who it was and it wasn't a joke.

Mutants.

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Bwahaha that's fucking grand.

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Does he look something like this?

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

This is just a trade in and I can't stop laughing at the cover of this. Someone out there said this movie was a great idea. It really is a great idea to make something this terrible...it only means its good.

We have a regular customer named Brian Johnson who buys a brand new game and then a few days later complains that people are always cheating online, his game lags, there are tons of glitches, etc. I honestly think he is getting his ass whooped online. He wants to trade in NBA 2K10 and Stranglehold for Grand Theft Auto IV. The last few games he buys he has said there is something wrong with them online. I'm think his online connection blows because I didn't have problems with Madden 10 (one of the games he complained about).

Tell him to man up.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

You should have a button on your cash register that engages death rays and shit.

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Yes, yes, a million times yes.

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I can feel your pain dude. I used to work at a convenience store in the ghetto, it was EXACTLY like Clerks.

There were a bunch of blank buttons on the cash register that had no apparent function so I would write shit on them like "the pit" and "flamethrower" and when really annoying customers would come in I would tap the button every so often and pretended it did what it was labelled.

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haha, I worked at a convenience store just like that. I wish I had done that.

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Rancor pit!

haha it's the only pit worth mentioning!

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Tonight, about 5 minutes before closing.

Woman - This is a DS game?
Me - Yep.
Woman - (looking at the case) How does this thing fit in there???
Me - Um... That's the case. The game is inside and much smaller.
Woman - Ohhhhhhhh...

I know for a fact that she has come in and bought DS games before. Regardless, I don't know how you look at a DS case, which is bigger than the DS itself and think you can jam that ENTIRE thing in there. She should donate her brain to someone who could use it, because it's just wasting away in her thick head.

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She was just looking for an excuse to talk to you.

she probably just wants to rape you

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Innuendo!

HAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH, that is awesome.

I actually just got my first real job at Frys this week, and I fully expect these mutants to invade.

Are you working there as a cover for your next movie?

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

it's possible that i am, god fuck black friday, people get so angry. go fuck yourself

Did you rename Black Friday to William Smith Friday at your store?

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

I like how you guys talk to each other at the rate of one post a week, haha.

hahaha, my boss is a big will smith fan to, i love work.

Also, some guy called the cashier next to me a faggot at work today, and we jsut smiled and he fucking flipped ahhah

Someone came in and wanted full credit for a game they bought earlier. Problem is, the cellophane was halfway ripped off and they had no receipt. Had to deal with such a shitstorm that ended with me be called a faggot and being threatened with violence. FML.

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