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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 2:38pm 
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That is fucking nasty. So here is the question, were the roaches from your store or the previous owner?


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 2:48pm 
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I would say the previous owner since the system hadn't been cleaned. Usually Nate scrubs the systems so they look brand new but another worker just didn't clean it and put it out.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 3:33pm 
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that is horrifying.


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 3:40pm 
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Their house probably got too cold so the roaches too refuge in the warmth of the PS3.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 3:55pm 
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that also happened with spikers mom's vagina.


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 3:57pm 
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HAHAHAHA

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 5:10pm 
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but then they realized how dusty it was, so they moved on.


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 5:11pm 
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don't stop now, you're on a roll

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 5:39pm 
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they moved on to spiker's anus, which is why he acts like he has something jammed up his ass all the time

hows that?


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 5:59pm 
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I don't act that way at all.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 6:25pm 
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I almost LOL'd in class.


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 6:31pm 
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phantomspiker wrote:
I don't act that way at all.


i can almost hear these words being said as you cringe from anal pressure.


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 6:42pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: February, 16, 2011 - 6:47pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: March, 1, 2011 - 5:59pm 
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Wow.... just wow on the roaches.... I would bet that PS3 doesn't even work with all that shit in there....

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 17, 2011 - 8:33am 
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Lou's work stories just got more serious. He's the clerk in the write up I'm pretty sure.

http://www.nj.com/salem/index.ssf/2011/ ... _game.html


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 17, 2011 - 8:37am 
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Here's a story I was a part in. Bastards got away with my fucking phone.

http://www.nj.com/salem/index.ssf/2011/ ... _game.html

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 17, 2011 - 11:06am 
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Passive triangulation? I hope these guys get caught.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 17, 2011 - 12:12pm 
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i love that they chose to wear the same short basically. you know, flaming red shirts that anyone can spot a mile away. dirt bags.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 17, 2011 - 12:18pm 
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"I'm not surprised this store sits back and always appear empty. but these fools dumb azzz didn't freaken think that if this store is always empty, then it must don't have much money there. smdh. all they probably thought was that it was a easy hit. stupid. I am glad this store had cameras, I'm sure in this small town someone knows these jerks. and if the police want them bad enough just put up a award. their azzz is grass lol"


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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 17, 2011 - 12:46pm 
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Yeah Lou...Put up a Award.


Fucking Carneys Point. Hahaha

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: April, 18, 2011 - 8:21am 
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holy shit man. wild.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: June, 17, 2011 - 1:43pm 
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The summer season is here....kids in my stores at all hours of the day now! BOOOOOOOOO

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: June, 17, 2011 - 1:47pm 
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That fucking sucks. That's why I couldn't handle working in a game store.

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 Post subject: Re: Lou's Work Stories
PostPosted: June, 22, 2011 - 10:31am 
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Howard the Hutt calls up here today and asks how much 3 movies will cost. The movies will cost $29.99. Then he asks how much with tax. Then he asks for another movie which is $24.99. Tax in this part of NJ is 3%. How much will Howard's shit cost?!?! I told him to write it down and figure it out himself. HAHA

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