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 Post subject: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 1:15am 
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I respect police officers when they actually have to do a job that involves protecting the public, but these stupid fuckers who give out parking tickets are trash. I got 330$ for parking in a handicapped space on my own businesses lot, with permission from the property owner to do so. It wasn't even 5 minutes. So i approach my car and I ask him what he's doing, he told me he was about to cite me for 330$ I told him that It was our property and he can leave. He just kept telling me that i can dispute it later, so i just said "fuck that, you can suck my dick" I took the ticket and left. I seriously wish Los angeles would stop all the crazy amounts of crime and drug dealing that happens in broad daylight and in public instead of wasting our time with violations that make no sense, also did i mention that I was at my place of business at 12am? With an empty lot? It makes my blood boil every time i see some asshole with a speedometer or something, get real jobs kthx.


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 1:20am 
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Uh, how was the officer suppose to know that? I'm sure that guy has heard every excuse in the book.


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 3:02am 
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It's not his fault so much as the cities, but it's still ridiculous, 330$? You also get over 500$ for not making a complete stop at a red light. I don't even know why they have the parking guys out so late if it's not like, a call or something.


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 6:37am 
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I've yet to get a ticket /coolguyface


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 8:17am 
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dude lap dances are awesome i don't know what you're talking about

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 9:03am 
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Don't park in handicap spots then. You have legs, use them.

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 9:16am 
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Yeah and if the lot was empty at 12 AM, wasn't there a million other spots?


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 12:54pm 
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The cops are a whore daddy because you broke the law? Im confused.

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 1:17pm 
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nah, just the price of parking tickets, i was raging when i posted. He wasn't a real cop anyways, just one of those silly meter maids


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 1:59pm 
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Phil wrote:
Yeah and if the lot was empty at 12 AM, wasn't there a million other spots?


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 3:40pm 
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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 3:45pm 
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Yea, I hate to agree with the rest of the board here... but the cop was just doing his job.

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 17, 2010 - 3:53pm 
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Invisible Swordsman wrote:
dude lap dances are awesome i don't know what you're talking about


that killed me.


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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 18, 2010 - 5:40pm 
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I've yet to get a ticket /coolguyface

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 18, 2010 - 9:57pm 
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He just kept telling me that i can dispute it later, so i just said "muck that, you can suck my Richard"


hahahahaha! awesome :)

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 19, 2010 - 10:12am 
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I really do not believe he said that to the COP. If you did, I would like some audio evidence.

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 19, 2010 - 11:27am 
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JW_Number_ONE wrote:
I really do not believe he said that to the COP. If you did, I would like some audio evidence.


Either he got really lucky and met a cop who does his job to a T, or you're right and it's bullshit. I know if you say that kind of shit in Michigan you'll come out of it a lot less pretty.

Either way it sounds more like a meter maid was giving him the ticket and not an actual beat cop. If that's the case it's a lot more believable, meter maids get paid to write tickets and take verbal abuse. I'd hate doing that fucking job.

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 Post subject: Re: LAPD
PostPosted: September, 20, 2010 - 3:17am 
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Yeah a meter maid, driving those golf cart things


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