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This is some high art right here, guys.

So, she cast a spell on the spaghetti o's and then peed on the table?

Baltar Summary - Anger, with a vague hope that these people will die in the post-apocalypse.

It was a room full of useless stereotypes, my favourite was the butch dyke in the front left of the audience. Honestly, it's shit like this that makes me wonder what the fuck is wrong with art these days, I can put up with Jackson Pollock and Pablo Picasso and the weird (yet interesting) kind of shit they do.

But this borders past the veil of abstract reality into pure mental retardation. It is so completely inaccessible to anyone who hasn't spent 4 years trying to bullshit their way through a fine arts degree at some prestigious or wannabe-prestigious institute. My favourite thing about this kind of artistry is when they start critiquing each other's work because it doesn't take long to realize that there is no real evaluative standard you can place on this type of thing. It just ends up becoming a room of pseudo-philosophers arguing semantically about issues they can't readily comprehend yet all have an opinion on.

Thank god all these people will die after the apocalypse, if they have that much trouble opening a can of spaghetti-o's they'll be fucked in a world where can goods are the primary source of food and currency for the global population.

Yes, the baltar 40 page essay post made a return, but my anger is so all-encompassing that I couldn't help but vent a little. Is everyone else on board here, or are any of you capable of rationalizing and justifying this practice in such a way that I can comprehend and not immediately feel disdain for it?

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I didn't like ANY of that.

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I mentioned this on the smorg a while ago, There is no way that somebody can actually think this is art, they have to be just doing it to be a hipster, otherwise there's some serious mental evaluation that needs to take place.

uh..this probably needs a NSFW tag.

also i agree that everyone participating in this shoudl die horribly.

The whole thing is like 7 minutes long. I skipped ahead to the part where she starts cutting her pants and that's pretty much all I saw, then I skipped ahead some more and she walks off and people clap. Can I just get an abridged version? I couldn't make it through without skipping. They should just tear gas that entire room.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I'm not quite sure what I saw. After struggling for like 10 minutes to open a can of spaghetti-o's, she then process to smear poop from the can all over her chest. Then she talks in tongues for a while. After that she cuts a hole in her crotch, and Im not really sure what happens here. Did she pee? Did the spaghetti-o's that were missing from the can come out of her cooter? All I know is she shoved her hand up there and nasty sounds came out. Then she walks away and the crowd goes wild.

Artsy shit like this is the worst. Like seriously. The worst fucking shit.

I looked at the YT comments and this is the first one

"If a bomb went off in that building the world would lose a bomb."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

hahaha, ugh here's what happened. She opens a can of spaghetti Os, wipes it on her shirt, fingers herself, vaginal discharge comes out, then she pees in the spaghetti Os can.

How do you know what happens if the camera pans away? Why is this allowed to happen? She should be arrested and put away in a mental institute.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

She's an ARTIST man... lighten up!

I'm pretty certain the pasta comes out of her vag. I say this because the black shit is what's inside the can. But then after she fingers herself and you see her clean up the mess, the pasta is on the ground. This leads me to believe it was in her dirty gina that entire time.

Oh the huge manatee.

I actually found a website that talked about this. It was for some avante guarde artistic bullshit thing called "Pizza Sluts" and a summary of the events are listed below.



http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/interior-semiotics

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Nothing says 'art' like Pizza Sluts.

No Donny, These Men are Nihilists.

Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.
Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.
Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.

His girlfriend gave up her toe!
She though we'd be getting million dollars!
Iss not fair!

I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck...

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

No funny shtuff.
We fuck you ups, man. We takes the money.

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I hated the Big Lebowski, not as much as this arty shit, but still. Hahaha, I think I might have just ruined some people's days with this post.

Seriously though, if her whole thing is smearing expired spaghetti-o's onto her cooter then no wonder she has disgusting vaginal discharges. I bet you all of those arty slob dudes were lining up to plow her after the show regardless though.

I can only hope her monster vagina kills them all.

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Best Movie of all time. I officially hate your taste in movies.

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I should get tickets to these shows. I'm right next to the art institute.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

What's there to hate about lebowski!?

I've had Lebowski on DVD for maybe 8 years now and I still haven't watched it. hahahah.

Anyway, after reading the summary, I still hate this video. I hate it SO much.

I didn't find it funny or entertaining, at all, and all of my friends won't shut up about it.

If I hear one more goddamn person say, "Shut the fuck up donnie!" to me again in this lifetime 30 people will die.

Ever since this goddamn movie has come out I've been subjected to quote fest after quote fest from it.

I'd still suffer through that over seeing a lady pee into a can with rotten spaghetti-o's on her shirt though.

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I kind of feel like this is why I haven't watched the movie yet. I'm always hearing about how it's one of the best films ever, but I feel like I know the movie won't live up to the standards I feel have been set up for it. I just don't feel like dealing with it, hahaha.

Maybe one day I'll watch it.

That's just it, my buddy let me borrow it and told me, "Baltar, this is the greatest movie of all time."

I watched it 4 goddamn times because I couldn't understand how it was the greatest movie of all time. It was weird and shit, which might of been right up my alley, but the bar was set so high that when I did watch it, it was pretty much set up for failure.

I'd rather watch Blade Runner, or the Road Warrior over it any day of the week.

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You're out of your element, Baltar.

I would rather watch Back to the Future over any movie. It was on again this weekend and i had to force myself to turn it off because i know Dem is sick of watching it/them.