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i really cant understand why people give a shit about the royal family. they are not even part of the government anymore..they just hang out and live fat off of english taxes and dont do shit other then some charity work. they are also super inbred. its ridiculous. i want it to stop being a headline on every fukin page i go to.

Meh, I live with it. The Royal Family are a part of England and Commonwealth tradition and probably always will be. And that's really all it is, tradition and something to gossip about. Also I *believe* the Monarch still has some ability to affect politics and govern but no one's done it since forever and a half ago.

My family's hardcore into this shit because I come from an English/Irish/Welsh background. I'm very proud of this mind you, but I couldn't give a shit about what those people are doing.

That being said it was a very extravagant wedding, and I loved the prince's Han Solo pants haha.

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Yeah I understand the significance but I personally don't care at all.

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I don't care either, but the Princess was lookin fine.

So many people here took off half/full days. Normally this place is pretty empty Friday cause people work overtime all week then take Friday off but this is crazy.

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5:30 am? No thanks. This is Uhmaaarica!

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You know, some days I really do love America. Other days I'm sober.

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You know everyone in the UK is getting fucked up today. Don't lie.

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haha, Canada too I'm sure. Why do you think I love America so much right now?

I am just kidding about hating America. I really don't, and once peak oil actually starts effecting us, well I'll be more than happy to blow yankee penis for oil.

So you guys keep blowing shit up so I can drive my mini around.

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my dad was english. i still dont give a shit. im just saying for a country full of people who make fun of us for letting religion run our country, they are gay for their royals.

but yeah the princess was indeed lookin hot.

Then we're in agreement with not giving a shit then. But yea, a lot of them are 'gay for their royals'. Fortunately for the rest of the world it's not too often they hog the lime light in the press.

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Yeah it's basically weddings, deaths/funerals and pregnancy/childbirth. I'm sure when Kate gets knocked up it will be terrible. 9 months of media swarm, "Is it a girl/boy?" and all that. Also now that we have a fresh young royal couple there will probably be all those scumbag gossips stories like the ones they run against "normal celebrities". "Id the baby really William's" and all that stupid BS that teenage grils and middle aged house wives gobble up.

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indeed. im more annoyed that i just cant escape them and that it isn't really news. i guess that should be my complaint.

Oh for real. But in that case news in general can bite my big balls.

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Dude out of the Topics Trending on Twitter the first 4 were about the wedding, then Fast Five, then 5 more about the wedding.

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haha, well they did just get married this morning.

We can only hope Japan explodes and then we can watch millions of Japanese killing each other in a mad max landscape instead of wedding shit.

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Hey, I hate hearing about this shit here. Yeserday, the weatherman felt the need to inform people what the weather would be like in London for royal wedding!

Also, do you not have a shift key on your keyboard, Irate?

I feel like if a meteor hit all the people camped out last night waiting for the wedding the world would not be effected in a negative way.

proper punctuation, capitalization and spelling have no place on the interwebz.

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AHAHAHA!!

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