Wasps

sithlord · **Posted:** July, 2, 2011 - 1:12pm

So, I had big plans on cleaning up my backyard today... as I was raking up leaving in the corner by the fence, I must of hit a wasp net cause I got jumped by the mother load of those little devils... first they stung my right forearm... then came my left shoulder, before I knew it, my chest and legs were under assult... I must have looked like a complete idiot, cause I started to jump around and screamed "C@CKSUCKERS!" about a million and one times (a true tribute to my dad)... I ran around my yard out the other side to get into the front door... before I even had a chance to grab the door handle, I looked down and saw they were all still on my shirt stabbing away at me... on thing saving me was that I was wearing my Ghostbusters Tshirt and they could sting me thru the iron on decal.... SO, I killed them and then noticed they were also hangin onto my legs and tryin to rape my calfs thru my jeans... BASTARDS! killed them too.. anywho, long story short... F the yard for today... F the wasps.... HATE

William Smith · **Joined:** June, 17, 2007 - 10:18pm **Posts:** 3227

Hahaha I feel your anguish, I got stung by one a couple days ago, but getting stung by a bunch would be horrible. Make sure that shit doesn't get infected

Russell Casse · **Posted:** July, 2, 2011 - 1:41pm

Russell Casse · **Posted:** July, 2, 2011 - 1:42pm

And just for bonus measures.

Phil · **Posted:** July, 2, 2011 - 5:24pm

They stung the periods out of you. Hahahaha.

Sorry man that sounds intense. I would have given up too.

Fallen Kell · **Posted:** July, 6, 2011 - 3:40pm

I think I would have jumped in the pool even covered in dirt.

Steve · **Joined:** September, 9, 2005 - 12:08pm **Posts:** 10353

I took wasps completely differently before opening the post.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** July, 6, 2011 - 3:45pm

I got stung by a bee (I think) on Sunday. I was just sitting there minding my own business when I felt something crawling on the back of my neck.
I thought it was a beetle or a stink bug or something so I tried to blindly swat it and got the stinger right in my neck.
I couldn't find a dead bee or anything but saw the results, and definitely felt them. Gettin stung hurts. Fuckin bees. Now it itches.

STINGS BEEN STUNG BROTHER!

Russell Casse · **Posted:** July, 6, 2011 - 3:55pm

Steve wrote:

I took wasps completely differently before opening the post.

Did you think he was talking about you? ha

I have no idea if you are one or not.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** July, 6, 2011 - 3:58pm

Frank · **Posted:** July, 6, 2011 - 4:10pm

Stillies · **Joined:** April, 7, 2007 - 12:11pm **Posts:** 8793

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