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 Post subject: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 4:03pm 
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kidney stones are def whore daddies!...i passsed my 1st kidney stone on my trip to toronto with some of the guys on here and it was hell...lucky i was pretty trashed and scott punched me in the balls to help me pass it...i havent had any again and its been two yrs and just last night i woke up hurting at 3am and thought i was gonna pass another...plus ive felt like ive had to pee all day

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 4:05pm 
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alert! as i was typing my 1st message i felt i had to pee and just passed my 2nd stone....motherfucker!!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 4:11pm 
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hahahahah! That first time you got the Snake Bite which put you into another world.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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Kidney stones freak me the fuck out. I never want to get one :cry:


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 4:19pm 
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hahahahah! That first time you got the Snake Bite which put you into another world.


yeah least i was drunk and didnt feel it as much as i just did...i didnt yell but man that burns lol

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 4:25pm 
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its hard to see cause its in a plastic bag...but this is wat just shot out my dick lol

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 5:10pm 
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How the hell are you getting kidney stones at this age?

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 5:15pm 
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u can get em as early as 20...im 26...it also runs in my family my dad gets em, grandpop, and great grandpop had em...it prolly has alot to do with my diet...lot of calcuim or tea or chocolate

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 19, 2009 - 5:18pm 
I felt inspired and did a Google search for kidney stones, and saw something about kids as young as 5 getting them.


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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I hear it's like giving birth, in which case I think I might rather actually shoot myself then go through all that.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 20, 2009 - 10:47am 
Imagine this passing through your urethra.
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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 20, 2009 - 2:34pm 
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Fuck man I was eating when I saw that :shock: :( :x

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 20, 2009 - 6:17pm 
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Dante369 wrote:
Kidney stones freak me the muck out. I never want to get one :cry:


God damn I agree, everyone who gets them hates them. I mean they can be super small and not to bad I guess, but nobody likes kidney stones.

Can't you get pain killers? or break them up before they go through your dick?


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 20, 2009 - 6:20pm 
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William Smith wrote:
Dante369 wrote:
Kidney stones freak me the muck out. I never want to get one :cry:


God damn I agree, everyone who gets them hates them. I mean they can be super small and not to bad I guess, but nobody likes kidney stones.

Can't you get pain killers? or break them up before they go through your Richard?


they can do sonar and laser stuff I guess, but you still have to pass out tiny fragments of the stones through your penis that aren't absorbed by your body.

Personally I think the sticking a gun in your mouth method is much better.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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Dr Gaius Baltar wrote:
William Smith wrote:
Dante369 wrote:
Kidney stones freak me the muck out. I never want to get one :cry:


God damn I agree, everyone who gets them hates them. I mean they can be super small and not to bad I guess, but nobody likes kidney stones.

Can't you get pain killers? or break them up before they go through your Richard?


they can do sonar and laser stuff I guess, but you still have to pass out tiny fragments of the stones through your penis that aren't absorbed by your body.

Personally I think the sticking a gun in your mouth method is much better.



It's your mouth or your dick i guess.


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 20, 2009 - 6:26pm 
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hell yea man, the mouth will be like tenths of a second worth of agony.

The kidney stones are a constant, ongoing painful process that seem like an eternity.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: September, 20, 2009 - 8:55pm 
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muck man I was eating when I saw that :shock: :( :x



You were eating while reading this thread? That wasn't the first post or anything Nick, I think you were asking for it.

But yeah, it's comparable to child birth considering the size of the calcium coming out is kinda proportional to a baby's head....

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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Dude none of the other posts were bad and there was pretty much just talk.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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what about that first picture in the plastic bag?

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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Just looks like a rock the other one just looks brutally nasty. Although I'm sure both suck.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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Just looks like a rock the other one just looks brutally nasty. Although I'm sure both suck.


true...true.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 5:01pm 
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I woke up this morning feeling like I got kicked in the left nut.... hard. The pain would not go away and I almost passed out. I went to the emergency room fearing the worst. After 6 hours I found out it's a kidney stone. ....fuck me if that pain isn't the worst of it. I might really pass out when the thing passes.

BTW, you guys haven't lived until you've had an ultrasound on your balls. FML.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 5:06pm 
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Ouch, sorry to hear man. That really does suck the big one. I wonder why your balls are hurting when you have kidney stones. How big are they are where are they located? Are you going to have to break them up before hand? Time to start drinking that lemonade...

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