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 Post subject: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 20, 2010 - 11:36pm 
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We have a lot of random threads around here, so I thought I'd create one that is about anything you want to share with someone but it's not worth making a topic over. Case in point, the following example:

This is a first, I just noticed my eye is blood shot. I thought about what could have done it and I recalled a really bad number 2 earlier today. Pretty sure thats what happened.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 20, 2010 - 11:46pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 20, 2010 - 11:48pm 
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Phil wrote:
This is a first, I just noticed my eye is blood shot. I thought about what could have done it and I recalled a really bad number 2 earlier today. Pretty sure thats what happened.


My eyes are bloodshot a lot due to allergies :(


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 20, 2010 - 11:52pm 
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I have popped blood vessels in my eye after sex before.

Intense.


Oh speaking of derailed go to my new site and read the first Textcast!

http://www.synergycomic.com


BOOM!


(cheap plug)

PS I added a link for the Shamoozal under Contacts...check that out too!

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 20, 2010 - 11:57pm 
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I see you finally got that logo made!

Sweet stuff Stilles. I like the site design and layout too.

In other news, I like to play with my balls.

And by news, I mean shit you all already know about.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 12:00am 
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This thread is going places, I could even be as great as Post One.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 12:10am 
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wii sux lol


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 12:12am 
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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 12:32am 
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This thread is going places, I could even be as great as Post One.


those were the days.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 6:54am 
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Didn't we have an Anything Goes thread in here before that got shut down?


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 10:20am 
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This a a post about anything in the thread about anything in the forum where anything goes. Thats some recursion for you.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 11:02am 
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ANYTHING!!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 1:42pm 
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anything?


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 6:55pm 
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Phil wrote:
ANYTHING!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 7:24pm 
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this thread is losing steam fast. lets spice it up a bit. i got a spam email from "realjim@gmail.com"

subject: real enhancement

and the body was just "give her gut locker more"

i have been using gut locker all day...and i asked sith if he was in fact realjim, he denied it.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 10:45pm 
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It's been raining all week here in LA, i saw 8 flashes of lightning in the last hour, it's fucking amazing, i wish it would rain at least half of the year in Los angeles, not all at once, but half a year is a good amount of rain.

Los angeles has terrible weather


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 11:22pm 
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There was a hot chick in class today and she wasn't wearing underwear.

The levels of that classroom are uneven, with the rows getting incrementally higher the farther back you go.

I was in the row in front of hers.

I saw everything.

Friends and fellow colleagues I have but one word for you all.





Chewbacca.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 11:40pm 
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IratePrimate wrote:
this thread is losing steam fast. lets spice it up a bit. i got a spam email from "realjim@gmail.com"

subject: real enhancement

and the body was just "give her gut locker more"

i have been using gut locker all day...and i asked sith if he was in fact realjim, he denied it.


WTF gut locker!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 21, 2010 - 11:42pm 
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There was a hot chick in class today and she wasn't wearing underwear.

The levels of that classroom are uneven, with the rows getting incrementally higher the farther back you go.

I was in the row in front of hers.

I saw everything.

Friends and fellow colleagues I have but one word for you all.





Chewbacca.

I remember seeing girls' thongs a lot when sitting in auditoriums, and how it got on my nerves that most of the time it would be girls who really didn't need to be wearing those things in the first place. Everytime it happened, I always thought of how "The Thong Song" literally changed the underwear women wear.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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I honestly, fucking do not know what to think about ladies underwear.

No underwear can look pretty nasty, big underwear always looks nasty, thongs meh.

Actually, strike that, chcks wear those boxer brief things now. That shit is, I don't know, but I dig it.

http://americanapparel.net/wholesaleresources/ExpressOrder/catalog/product.aspx?s=8315&cid=1042&w=0

Here's kind of what I'm talking about. I'd post the actual picture but uh... well we're not in that place we don't talk about.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 22, 2010 - 12:49am 
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Toilet: The Movie.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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Toilet: The Movie.


bwahaha I was actually watching that just the other day.

It is still hilarious as the first day I saw it.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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Resident Idiot is still my favourite.

I just love how fucking accurate the movements and camera angle stuff is haha.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 22, 2010 - 5:13am 
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Many a nights, I will find myself drawing portraits in photoshop until 2am, finish the face, and then get angry with hair.

I have several bald celebrities on my computer.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: January, 22, 2010 - 11:47am 
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I have successfully wore the same pair of jeans all week.


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