Shamoozal.com - Smorgas Board

My problem with smart phones is that stupid ass people have them now. You know, the same people who text while driving.

Smart Phones - Making Stupid People More Dangerous.

_________________
Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

Hahaha yeah I generally try to honk and be a dick to those people. No excuses. I don't know about anywhere else but it's now illegal to text and drive in Colorado.

Its illegal to be on your phonE and drive here, power.

Yeah it's illegal to even be looking at your cellphone in your hand here.

_________________

hell yea, and that's the way it ought to be.

_________________

Hahaha for a second I thought you meant "at any time you can't be looking at your phone, even when standing around."

It's illegal back home where my family lives too, but that doesn't stop my sister from doing it and crashing into gas stations....true story.

_________________
Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

Guess what I just ordered? A NEW PHONE!

But it's stupid. It's basically just the same phone I already have. Oh I have a QWERTY keyboard now. YYYYEEEEAAAHHHH! I'm so 2006 now. Actually the phone I have now I got in 2006. So I guess I'm so 2007 now.

I thought maybe I could order one of those sweet Droids (it would have been like 30 dollars with my contract renewal) but you HAVE to have a shitty data plan to even use it. That's crap. I wanted a fun touch screen and I wanted to pirate software. Booooooo!!!

oh you'll have the data plan one of these days.

_________________
WWW.MOVIEWISEGUYS.COM

Yeah when it's 10 dollars a month.

One of us, one of us.

You're an artist! Use it for reference on the go!

one of us, one of us.

I'm not giving in. I refuse.

Don't worry, I'm not getting it either. We'll see who can put it off for longer.

_________________
"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Whichever of you two gets a phone with the Android OS on it first, I will send all my emulators and hacked apps to.

i guess my company is getting a new business plan for our blackberry/droid/iphone users and putting everyone on the iphone. I'm currently not on the list of employees that has a phone, but if I push I'm sure I could be. I just don't know that I want an iphone... i'd rather buy a droid and have them pay for the data.

_________________
- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

2 years from now, you and your wife are going through the grocery store with your twins. They start to cry loudly, and the only thing that will calm them is a picture of Elmo. If you had a data plan, you could image search a picture...BUT YOU DONT! NOOO!

Yeah, what did all those parents do before the invention of the data plan.... I guess they just all got sick of the crying and abandoned their kids.

_________________
"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Yeah but corporal punishment is frowned upon now, man. Gotta have a data plan.

Reading this thread makes me think of this....




Dante: Data plan.
Casse: Abandoned their kids.
Dante: Data plan.
Casse: Abandoned their kids.
Dante: Data plan.
Casse: Abandoned their kids.
Dante: Data plan.
Casse: Abandoned their kids.

_________________
Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

ahahaa! that was great. i miss classic simpsons.

Sitting in the doctors office waiting room and browsing shamoozal. Aw yeah.

My stupid trackpad on my Blackberry stopped working today.
Its so frustrating seeing I have notifications and not being able to scroll over to view them.
All the other buttons works, just the trackpad is doing jack shit if I try to move or push it. BOOOOOOOO!
Stupid Blackberries are the worst. Time to head to the Verizon store on my lunch break. Luckily its 2 minutes away.

_________________
WWW.MOVIEWISEGUYS.COM

dying technology. you will be better off without it.

They are overnighting me a new one.

_________________
WWW.MOVIEWISEGUYS.COM