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 Post subject: Mom jailed over sex with 14-year-old son
PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 10:48am 
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 10:56am 
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WOW! There's all sorts of wrong going on with that...

I bet the kid was loving it when it was happening until he found out..... it was his mom.... WOW. He's going to need a lot of psychological counseling after this one.

He's taking a little trip back to where he came out of ha!

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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 11:00am 
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what?? WHAT??? <-------thats mel gibson

holy shit. what a fucking bitch. seriously what the hell is her problem man.

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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 12:02pm 
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gross..this world is so fuct.
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 1:50pm 
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I can't get laid in Detroit, but some 14 year old gets stalked by his mom and slips his sausage inside. What the fuck.

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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 3:39pm 
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You're saying you are jealous of this kid because he porked his mom?

"What the fuck?" TO YOU good sir!

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Nate wrote:
You're saying you are jealous of this kid because he porked his mom?

"What the muck?" TO YOU good sir!


Yeah man, that's what I was thinking.
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 4:09pm 
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technically his mom porked him. i bet he had no idea she was his mom, he just thought he was pluggin some cougar he found on the interwebz.
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 8:41pm 
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hahahaha, I don't think you can get pwned harder.
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Nate wrote:
You're saying you are jealous of this kid because he porked his mom?

"What the muck?" TO YOU good sir!

Holy shit I really hope you're being sarcastic. I can't even comprehend the level of stupidity it would take to not understand what Baltar meant.
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Phil
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Powerdusk wrote:
Nate wrote:
You're saying you are jealous of this kid because he porked his mom?

"What the muck?" TO YOU good sir!

Holy shit I really hope you're being sarcastic. I can't even comprehend the level of stupidity it would take to not understand what Baltar meant.


I agreed with Nate.

Please, enlighten us with your superior brain power.
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 9:11pm 
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Even if he did mean something else, he certainly didn't word it in a way that made it obvious.

Guess I'm stupid.

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Nate wrote:
Even if he did mean something else, he certainly didn't word it in a way that made it obvious.

Guess I'm stupid.


The only clue I can take away from it is the Detroit thing. So it's probably some joke we're just not aware of. Therefore, we're the stupid ones. For not getting it. For not getting a joke that went over our heads because we don't know the context.

We're stupid.
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 9:14pm 
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I believe he's trying to say that there is a woman fucked up enough to sleep with her own son so why the can't he find a woman fucked up enough to sleep with him, especially in Detroit, and already fucked up city.

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I believe he's trying to say that there is a woman mucked up enough to sleep with her own son so why the can't he find a woman mucked up enough to sleep with him.


Sure. But the point is the kid banged his Mom and/or vice versa. So him being laid doesn't even count at that point. So it still goes back to what Nate said.
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Any excuse to talk about trying to get laid baltar will be there.

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Yeah, even if that's what he meant, he's still jealous of the motherfucker.

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Nate wrote:
Yeah, even if that's what he meant, he's still jealous of the mothermucker.


Literally a motherfucker in this context.
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Yeah, even if that's what he meant, he's still jealous of the mothermucker.


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Phil
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Alright before it gets out of hand I cleaned up the thread a bit.

Dusk, sorry I got snappy, but I don't think Nate deserved to be called stupid regardless.

So, let us move on.
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PostPosted: July, 13, 2010 - 9:47pm 
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