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heard this on stern. just watch and youll be a true believ-war:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GMHl7bmlzw

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what the fuck?

KALI MA!!! KALI MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wat

Easily the worst thing in the world. I hate this artsy fartsy bullshit.

What artsy fartsy bullshit? I just though that was a group of people at a local zoo watching the new screaming monkey?

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Hahahahahah!

AHAHAHAHAA!! wtf! im not even wasting my time watching all of that. what a ridiculous piece of shit.

This is a good argument for atheism. You mean to tell me John Lennon was killed and she is allowed to roam the planet making these noises!? What sense does this make?! Absolutely NONE!

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AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Yeah, She probably went home and got off at a video of herself doing that, that's what these hipster art pieces of shit do, I was very thankful this year that I don't have any in my art classes haha, it's like that girl who fingered herself and peed on spaghetti Os

what...

Yeah, the MOMA is full of crap like the canvas that was just black. Great piece of art dipshit. you painted a canvas black can hung it on a wall. I am so jealous of your talent.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

it pretentious garbage. all of it.

John Lennon must be spinning in his grave. This is still pretty hilarious though. I mean, what the hell is she thinking? She is insane.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS????





MSPAINTFTW

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HAHAHAHA that's so bad but it's so good

hahahhaha what a twat

another personal favorite of mine....

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I've seen that one before, and what a huge crock of shit. They actually fucking turn the pages. The building should just collapse while they're doing that shit.

holy shit. i want to get a look at that music sheet. what a fucking asshole. cuz you know what, im just going to call my next drawing i do the best piece i have ever done in my life, and just stare at a blank piece of paper and call it a day.

fuck that guy. he's insulting.

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I found it.

Just so you guys know John Cage was actually a pretty good composer ad was pretty famous. I think he kind of lost his shit near the end.

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My teacher "played" that in our discussion of what music is. Of course all the hipster retards said it was music, everyone else was like, "FUCK NO."

yeah my fine arts professor loved that shit and played it for us in class, thats how I knew about it. I also had an english professor who loved Yoko.
BTW, there actually is sheet music for it.... it's composed in 3 parts and each part just says "Tacet"

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.