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This might be the laziest thing ever, but I love it!

Clutch = Online ordering.

Whore Daddy = Dominos Pizza.

hahaha dude i don't order pizza from anywhere that doesn't do online ordering anymore.... it used to be only Papa Johns around here, but in the last year or so Pizza Hut and Dominos have come on board.

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Online ordering is definitely awesome. Dominos, however, is the worst.

I was always pessimistic about online ordering. I always pictured me sitting in my house starving 2 hours after ordering and my email is sitting in someones spam folder.

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haha, like everyone else said, Dominos is indeed the worst. I don't know how you can eat that.

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i thought the new recipe wasn't too bad for a $5 pizza.....

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Im not too picky with pizza. Only pizza I dont really like is pizza hut because its just too damn greasy. I enjoy dominos, pappa johns, even chuck e cheese. Doesn't matter to me.

deptford skating rink pizza was the best

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The pizza itself was okay, it definitely tasted better than the old Dominos style. Aside from the convenience of ordering online I think I'll probably stick with the mom'n'pop pizza places around me. Their pizza still tastes a lot better to me.

local places usually are a lot better... for some reason in my town they aren't though. Other places I've lived they always have been, but where I live now I have to drive 20 miles to get a "good" slice, so i usually just go with one of the chains.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

Yeah I always order local pizza. We get it from a place up the street and it's awesome. Usually throw fried oreos along with that order too and feel like a big giant pig when I'm finished eating everything.

Dude I have to say thumbs up to Dominos. It's not the best but where else are you going to find the 5-5-5 deal?

Also their online ordering is AMAZING. Last friday I ordered a lot of pizzas. The online ordering actually has a tracking bar that shows you when they are prepping your order, when it went into the oven and when it went out for delivery. And I'll tell you what, on a friday night we had our order in less than 20 minutes.

It seems like they're trying to get better from all the commercials and stuff. I can dig it.

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I had domino's at a friends house a couple years ago, and hated it. I went home with a terrible stomach ache and went to bed right away. I woke up an hour later, and projectile vomited pizza sauce all over the carpet. Literally, all over. That was the most vomit I have ever seen in my life, and it was all pizza-saucey. Luckily, it was the day before we got new carpets, but I will never eat dominos again!

I'll eat any pizza you put in front of my face. Poor bitches who need fast food don't get to be choosers.

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Papa Johns and Dominos and that kinda pizza is always good late at night when you're drunk. But I never get it sober. I'm not a fan of really doughy pizza. My favorite is a local place that was walking distance from my parents' house. I used to go there every weekend when I was younger. And the only thing I ever really get from there is pizza, sometimes wings and garlic knots. I never even try the sandwiches or anything else.

But the point of the thread is online ordering and yes its clutch. Pop on there pick everything you want and see the price before checking out. Plus I dont always have cash on me so I can pop it right on my card.

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Just for reference, the bit about "poor bitches" in my last post was just to me. I'm the poor bitch. I was re-reading the thread and it kind of came off a little too assholey for my taste.

And yea, I've never tried the online ordering thing so I have no idea. If I want a pizza day or night I usually hit up little caeser's just because there's one down the road and they're open until 3am.

I should give the online thing a try sometime.

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they just opened a little caesers here last week... another place thats good for a drunk $5 pizza

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I love pizza pizza last weekend we were shitshow drunk and we ordered 2 XL pizzas and 40 wings at like 1:30am and they were there super fast. The dude also took a condom and a home made breakfast sandwich as part of his tip lol.

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There hasn't been a Little Caesars around here in over a decade. I thought the company went under a long time ago. I'm surprised they're still around. I used to love Little Caesars.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Little Caesars is okay, their pizza is cheap and premade so you're in and out.

they disappeared here for a while and now they have sprung up again. its a bit odd.

You can find LC's in random K-marts around south jersey, please don't ask my why I know that.

If anything this is a whoredaddy, since dominos is awful, but it's tempting to order :\ I've been caught doing it when im too lazy to get up.