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I am ready to snap. I pull out of my driveway this morning and noticed the wheel was tough to turn so I figure something was up with my power steering. I decide to get out and look at my tires just in case and what do I discover? A flat tire on the driver side. I decide to check all my tires and discover ANOTHER flat on the passenger side!. So both my front tires are flat! Luckily, I was still at home and not on the road when this happened, however I am still pissed off. Plus, I left my phone at the house and now I feel lost without it. I am having a BAD DAY!

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Man, 2 flats? That snow and ice must have did a number on you.
Or someone with a blood feud slashed them. haha

Did you get them fixed or take your Dad's car in to work?

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I was able to get my Mom's car. I'm gonna have to get my car towed. I'll see if they can be patched otherwise new tires are not going to be fun to purchase.

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you dont have to tow your car, just take the tires off and put them in the trunk of one of your other cars. doesn't take long to take them off and put them back on again. as log as the leaks arent on the sidewalls they should be able to patch it. i know that sucks total ass to wake up to. i have woken up to a hit and run and a broken window before and it just ruins that day, sometimes that whole week. hope shit gets better for you.

Well I have Triple A, so I might as well take advantage of it....

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Man that blows goats. I would be freaking out at 2 flats. One flat is bad enough... 2 would just be the topper.

yeah i have triple a too. but sometimes it is just a pain int he ass to deal with towing if you dont have to.

for peolpe who live in tha area, i was driving to the deptford mall on turkey hill road way back when. for anyone else, it was a very narrow road that was in ill repair at the time and everyone drive like maniacs on it. there was a pot hole on a curve that was getting bigger and bigger, and finally one day i nailed it. it took out BOTH passenger side tires. like, obliterated them. then, my car got hung up on the side of the road and became immobile. that was a super shitty night.

sorry to hear JW.

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Swear to me.

Here's a bad day. My grandfather just died, I have a flat tire on my ford focus, my laptop decided to explode so I had to buy a new one, we just had a horrendous amount of snow and I just spent 2 hours shoveling that shit up, I'm ridiculously behind in school, and I just got a phone call informing me that I may not have a job in 2 weeks because my company is looking to outsource all our jobs (on account of how terrible our new product launch has been.)

I am now getting as hammered as I can, and thinking about blowing 40 bucks on taco bell food because I love to eat when I'm stressed the fuck out.

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Wow man, I'm really sorry about your grandfather. I'm sorry about everything else too.

hopefully shit turn around for you baltar.

It's all good, I've been doing my best between getting hammered and playing the lottery haha. I'm hoping that with all the shit that's been going on this week, this will be my week to win the 50 million dollar jackpot.

Either way, thanks guys, I really appreciate it.

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I got my tires checked and it turns out all this salt from the roads combined with the cold air and water caused corrosion (I have chrome wheels) around the bead which is how all the air leaked out. They cleaned them out, sealed them both up, filled em with air, and I'm good as new.

Baltar's day sounds much worse then mine so now I feel bad posting this, but as the wise Joe Dirt once said, "Keep on Keepin on." BTW, The lottery is waste of time and money. You want to make some real scratch, you should read my stock thread.

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baltar, sell drugs. hard times call for desperate measures.

glad to hear your tires could be fixed. i just replaced all 4 of mine and i hated giving up that money.

Me and Ang went to the mall tonight and hit a pot hole exactly like Frank said a couple posts up...Popped the drivers side front tire went to NTB and got it fixed right away...what the fuck.

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bwahaha. yea I should get right on that. I'll start growing my hippy canadian weed right this second, and start handing it out for cash to American tourists bwahaha.

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you would be better off selling legitimate prescription drugs to americans that you get on your drug plan.

isn't it legal in the western part of Canadia near Vancouver?

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I have no idea Sean haha, as far as I know it's no longer legal anywhere, but it might be legal to grow it on the west coast for sale outside the country.

Then again, there was a period where they changed the laws so often that I doubt anyone really knows. Some people I know say you can carry up to two grams for personal use, and that this is universal across the country.

And as for the prescription medicine scam... well, those fines are just as big.

However, if anyone wants to gay marry me for the free healthcare and citizenship, I'll start the auction off at $5,000. haha.

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Some kids from my school in the ski club got pretty fucking lucky last night.

http://ottawa.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110203/OTT_School_Bus_110203/20110203/?hub=OttawaHome

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Some asshole kids smashed into my wifes Civic tonight while it was parked in front of the house and it might be totaled...what a fucking night

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Damn, that sucks. Were they drunk?

I think there's a curse going around the smorg that effects our cars...

Well that sucks, did they leave a note....?

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

No when they hit it the airbags wet off and they couldnt leave the scene we heard what sounded like an explosion outside and saw a car down the street a bit with 2 people circling it so I came outside and saw her car was all fucked up and told them to get over here and called the cops. They got a careless driving ticket. They claimed their tire blew out and they wer out of control and hit the car and the cop says "you blew the tire when you smashed into her car." They were like17 year old kids one big fat douchebag and some slutwhore who was driving where a shirt where her pushed up titties were literally choking her looked like fuckin snookie and billy bob from Varsity Blues hit her car...I wanted to kill them both.

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