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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 5:25pm 
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lemonade helps with kidney stones?


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 5:28pm 
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Invisible Swordsman wrote:
BTW, you guys haven't lived until you've had an ultrasound on your balls. FML.


I've had it done 2 or 3 times. Pretty sure it was 2. Both times were similar. I had some serious nut pain, got it checked out just in case it was a torsion. Got lucky both times.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 5:31pm 
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IratePrimate wrote:
lemonade helps with kidney stones?


http://www.webmd.com/kidney-stones/news/20060524/lemonade-helps-kidney-stones

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 8:58pm 
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Invisible Swordsman wrote:
you guys haven't lived until you've had an ultrasound on your balls.

Note to self. I do not want to Live.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 9:14pm 
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Yeah man it is awkward as fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 9:35pm 
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Yeah there was a student that started doing it, then her attending came in after like 10 minutes to help her out. After another 15 minutes or so then she took over and pretty much re-did what the student did to check her work.
....awkward as fuck indeed.

Of course I was in so much pain and worried about torsion that I didn't give a shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 9:49pm 
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Russell Casse wrote:
IratePrimate wrote:
lemonade helps with kidney stones?


http://www.webmd.com/kidney-stones/news/20060524/lemonade-helps-kidney-stones


you sending me that helped my stock options and learned me something.


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 10:17pm 
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holy shit shibby. good luck with that.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 11:01pm 
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Yeah there was a student that started doing it, then her attending came in after like 10 minutes to help her out. After another 15 minutes or so then she took over and pretty much re-did what the student did to check her work.
....awkward as fuck indeed.

Of course I was in so much pain and worried about torsion that I didn't give a shit.


You're lucky man. I think I would have preferred having a mine done twice by 2 chicks once than once by some dude twice.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 24, 2011 - 11:12pm 
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Yeah, my wife has already had to touch man balls.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 25, 2011 - 10:20am 
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so thats a combined time of like 25 minutes with them fondling you...


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: October, 28, 2011 - 8:45pm 
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Thankfully I've been pain free since wednesday, but I still haven't passed the fucker. They have me straining all my piss to catch it and it hasn't come through yet. There was a tiny bit of sediment 1 day and that was it. They told me it was a 4mm stone and there's no way the sediment was even 1mm worth of shit.
But I'm going to hold out hope that between the lemonade, shots of apple cider vinegar, and 6+ liters of water I've been drinking every day I may have dissolved it into a powder that fits through the strainer.

oh and the fondling was with a wand and warm goo, not exactly as great as it might sound. You're probably right though, it would've been more awkward with a dude.

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: November, 1, 2011 - 10:18pm 
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get a 30pk get piss drunk and piss it out, thats what the doctor told me to do when i went to canada a few yrs back and it took a punch in the nuts from scotty eli to make it come out, good luck though

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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
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That's definitely the manliest way to go about it.


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 Post subject: Re: Kidney Stones
PostPosted: November, 2, 2011 - 10:50am 
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jesus christ that hurt my balls just reading it.


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