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lemonade helps with kidney stones?

I've had it done 2 or 3 times. Pretty sure it was 2. Both times were similar. I had some serious nut pain, got it checked out just in case it was a torsion. Got lucky both times.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Note to self. I do not want to Live.

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Yeah man it is awkward as fuck.

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Yeah there was a student that started doing it, then her attending came in after like 10 minutes to help her out. After another 15 minutes or so then she took over and pretty much re-did what the student did to check her work.
....awkward as fuck indeed.

Of course I was in so much pain and worried about torsion that I didn't give a shit.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

you sending me that helped my stock options and learned me something.

holy shit shibby. good luck with that.

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You're lucky man. I think I would have preferred having a mine done twice by 2 chicks once than once by some dude twice.

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Yeah, my wife has already had to touch man balls.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

so thats a combined time of like 25 minutes with them fondling you...

Thankfully I've been pain free since wednesday, but I still haven't passed the fucker. They have me straining all my piss to catch it and it hasn't come through yet. There was a tiny bit of sediment 1 day and that was it. They told me it was a 4mm stone and there's no way the sediment was even 1mm worth of shit.
But I'm going to hold out hope that between the lemonade, shots of apple cider vinegar, and 6+ liters of water I've been drinking every day I may have dissolved it into a powder that fits through the strainer.

oh and the fondling was with a wand and warm goo, not exactly as great as it might sound. You're probably right though, it would've been more awkward with a dude.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

get a 30pk get piss drunk and piss it out, thats what the doctor told me to do when i went to canada a few yrs back and it took a punch in the nuts from scotty eli to make it come out, good luck though

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That's definitely the manliest way to go about it.

jesus christ that hurt my balls just reading it.