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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 1, 2012 - 1:40pm 
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you are nowhere near as convincing as the voice in my head...and he didn't win either.



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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 1, 2012 - 1:50pm 
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the voice inside my head is not morgan freeman.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 2, 2012 - 8:08pm 
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So some crazy shit has been going on here recently. Yesterday morning they found a torso in a suitcase outside of an apartment complex in Montreal. Then later in the day a worker at the Conservative Party HQ (Conservatives are our current federal government) here in Ottawa opened a package that contained a human foot. Then after that someone at the Ottawa Canada Post noticed a suspicious package that wound up containing a human hand that was supposed to be sent to the Liberal Party HQ. They have linked all 3 of these body parts to a porn star from Montreal who was formerly involved with serial killer Karla Homolka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka). Apparently they have found a video of the murder/dismemberment yet they have not found all of the body parts.

This is the most recent article on it: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Suspect%20Luka%20Rocco%20Magnotta%20in%20Montreal%20torso%20case%20dated%20sex-killer%20Karla%20Homolka/6701005/story.html


The video for this is everywhere now. I watched a bit of it but I hate shit like that so I turned it off. My friend described some of it to me though I'll spoiler what she said cause it's pretty fucked up: It starts with the victim naked, tied to a bed with his face covered, this Luka guy looks like he's taunting him, he also sits on him and straddles him a bit, possibly talking to him. Then it cuts to him stabbing the shit out of the guy with an icepick over and over, then cuts his throat and shows a close up. After than he starts making a fucking ton of cuts on the guys arm and leg. After that I stopped. Apparently after that he cuts off the guys arms, legs and head, masturbates with the guys severed arm, goes down on the dead body, has sex with the torso, inserts a bottle into it (you know where), eats part of the guy, let's a small animal eat part of him, then shows close ups of everything.

Fucking horrible.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 4, 2012 - 2:58pm 
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here you go phil

http://www.buzzfeed.com/bfeld/dead-cat-helicopter

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 4, 2012 - 4:58pm 
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ahahahahaha god why!!!???

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 4, 2012 - 8:11pm 
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So some crazy shit has been going on here recently. Yesterday morning they found a torso in a suitcase outside of an apartment complex in Montreal. Then later in the day a worker at the Conservative Party HQ (Conservatives are our current federal government) here in Ottawa opened a package that contained a human foot. Then after that someone at the Ottawa Canada Post noticed a suspicious package that wound up containing a human hand that was supposed to be sent to the Liberal Party HQ. They have linked all 3 of these body parts to a porn star from Montreal who was formerly involved with serial killer Karla Homolka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka). Apparently they have found a video of the murder/dismemberment yet they have not found all of the body parts.

This is the most recent article on it: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Suspect%20Luka%20Rocco%20Magnotta%20in%20Montreal%20torso%20case%20dated%20sex-killer%20Karla%20Homolka/6701005/story.html


The video for this is everywhere now. I watched a bit of it but I hate shit like that so I turned it off. My friend described some of it to me though I'll spoiler what she said cause it's pretty fucked up: It starts with the victim naked, tied to a bed with his face covered, this Luka guy looks like he's taunting him, he also sits on him and straddles him a bit, possibly talking to him. Then it cuts to him stabbing the shit out of the guy with an icepick over and over, then cuts his throat and shows a close up. After than he starts making a fucking ton of cuts on the guys arm and leg. After that I stopped. Apparently after that he cuts off the guys arms, legs and head, masturbates with the guys severed arm, goes down on the dead body, has sex with the torso, inserts a bottle into it (you know where), eats part of the guy, let's a small animal eat part of him, then shows close ups of everything.

Fucking horrible.


They caught this sick bastard today in Berlin...this kind of stuff is interesting to me and I read up about it, but theres no way I'm watching that video. Years ago I watched that Nick Berg beheading and it disturbed me pretty bad.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 4, 2012 - 9:42pm 
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Yeah it's pretty crazy when you think about it. This guy fled the country May 26th. They found the torso, hand and foot the 28th/29th and now June 4th the guy is caught in Berlin. That whole process was 9 days and less than a week between IDing the guy and catching him almost half way across the world. This was some pretty impressive police work/collaboration.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 6, 2012 - 1:56pm 
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Demolition Man becoming reality!!!!! Bring on the 3 sea shells!

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 6, 2012 - 2:36pm 
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I am tired of buying so much TP


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 11:48am 
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So weird

http://gawker.com/5916549/dead-toddler-reanimates-at-own-wake-to-ask-for-some-water-then-re+dies

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 12:04pm 
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I need to know if they embalmed this kid or not..cause if they did. We are all so fucked.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 12:20pm 
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Zombies man. 2012 is the year of the zombies.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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I need to know if they embalmed this kid or not..cause if they did. We are all so fucked.


Yeah man... I mean even if he wasn't dead when pronounced dead, the embalming act would have done him in regardless. I seriously felt sick when I read this story.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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i mean if they embalmed..they have removed the organs, blood, fluids and anything that would allow someone to be alive. so if they did embalm, then thats really fucked up.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 1:05pm 
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Well it is Brazil. They might have just threw him in there.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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Well it is Brazil. They might have just threw him in there.


That was kind of my thinking too actually.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 2:19pm 
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even a 1 day old body smells. i just dont know man...but i guess if they are poor, it is probably true.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 2:21pm 
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the article says he died earlier that day. Wild stuff

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 7, 2012 - 2:26pm 
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the article says he died earlier that day. Wild stuff


Yeah wait a minute i missed that. I just reread it now. So he dies, they have a wake, and then they bury him all within ONE day? Kid was alive then. WTF. What in the world are they doing over there?


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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idk. but i wont be visiting any hospitals in brazil.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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yeah this story is called "horseshit".

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 10, 2012 - 2:29am 
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People are fucking ridiculous. It sounds like a ton of people camped out since Wednesday at this store downtown called NRML to spend fucking $500 on this Nike Air Yeezy 2 shoes. You camp out 3 night for the slight chance to pay $500 (+ about $60 in taxes) for a ugly as fuck shoe? Insane. Also it sounds like the store maybe had 40 pairs or some shit so a ton of people missed out. Camp out 3 days for nothing. It sounds like some people down in the states have been camping out for weeks.

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People are fucking ridiculous. It sounds like a ton of people camped out since Wednesday at this store downtown called NRML to spend fucking $500 on this Nike Air Yeezy 2 shoes. You camp out 3 night for the slight chance to pay $500 (+ about $60 in taxes) for a ugly as fuck shoe? Insane. Also it sounds like the store maybe had 40 pairs or some shit so a ton of people missed out. Camp out 3 days for nothing. It sounds like some people down in the states have been camping out for weeks.


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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
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#PrayforGaga is the Number 1 trend on twitter right now so I googled what happened...

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Apparently we are supposed to pray for her because she got hit in the head with one of her stupid props and had a concussion...fuck that.

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 Post subject: Re: Derailed: The Thread About Anything
PostPosted: June, 10, 2012 - 12:18pm 
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Haha, people put too much stock into whats trending, who gives a rats behind. #ratsbehind.


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