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tu, no it wasn't an upgrade package, but i was bumped up to the next tier because the one i used to be on is phased out. don't know why the upload is so high.

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tu i just checked my bill, and the "new" internet plan is 35/35 for upload and download which seems strange since i generall though upload speeds were slower than download.

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I passed the road test to graduate from a G2 license to a G license!

In Ontario we have 3 levels of basic drivers licenses, G1, G2 and G. With the G1 you have to have an experienced driver in the passenger seat at all times and you cannot drive on highways and freeways and such. The G2 is very similar to the full G except there are some restrictions like the number of passengers you can have, the amount of demerit points you can get, and you must have a 0 BAC (which doesn't really matter for me because if you are 21 and under you still must have a 0 BAC even with a full G).

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nice work

Thats pretty crazy. The US should have something like that. Cool stuff, congrats.

we sort of do. but it is just dependant on age. 15 - learners, only allowed to drive with an experienced driver over the age of 18.or 21 i forget. then license at 16, only allowed to get after having your permit 1 full year - only allowed to ride alone or with other family members unless accompanied by a passenger over 18. then i think after a year you can have up to like 4 people in your car without an adult. then at 18 no restrictions. at least thats how it is in GA. A bunch of teeanger kept dying in car accidents for a few years and so they enacted super speeder laws and the restrictions above.

I find it interesting/kind of stupid that you can get your full license at 16 and the restrictions change with age and not experience or a combination of both.

Basically the G1 is a learners permit, you have to be 16 here. Also instead of an age for the passenger when you have your G1 the person in the passenger seat has to have a full G and at least 4 years of driving experience (so 20 at the absolute youngest).

I think our age based alcohol restriction came from a large percentage of the DUIs being kids 21 and under (basically late high school years to early university years).

With the G2 you have about half the demerit points of a full G so you have to be extra careful. Also the passenger restrictions for a G2 are that during the day you can have as many people as there are seat belts. After midnight you can only have 1 passenger under the age of 19 in your first 6 months with a G2 and 3 passengers under the age of 19 beyond 6 months (direct family is exempt from this).

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your rules are more thought out. ours were kind of put together in a panic because a bunch of idiots kept dying in stupid accidents.

Yeah. Hopefully they will tweak your rules. That 0% BAC rule literally came into affect a month before I turned 19, which I do like because it makes it a lot easier for me to not even have 1 drink before driving.

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i dont know where else to put this story so ill put it in here.

yesterday i was at target getting some shit. im walking to go get some whole wheat bread and i pass by this chick with the world most amazing juggs. i mean they were fantastic. she had a nice body to boot, so they looked even cooler.

anywho, i found myself walking behind her a moment later to the cash registers. the best part was not staring at her ass, but watching all the dudes around creep'n out. the look of rape come over every dude's face. it was awesome.

the end.

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Why no pictures?!??!

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Haha the look of rape. Its a great look

Reminds me of the time I was at the DMV and this old dude was creeping on this girl so bad. Yeah, she was pretty smoking but that guy was major el creepo for sure.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

its always nice to see evidence that everyone else is as creepy as you.

Got headhunted by a big school in Australia for a promotion. Now I'm in charge of all of the Math teachers. Crazy where life takes ya.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

nice! Australia is one of the bet places to live.

Yeah thats cool man. Congrats!

Dude, I've seen the spiders down there. No thanks. Good luck. Get some thick shoes and check inside them every morning before you put them on.

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he does have a good point about the spiders. good hunting.

hah you're on charge of ALL the math teachers.

congrats man!

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my roomate found a tarantula in his bathtub this morning, los angeles.

Haven't seen any big spiders yet. However I am not swimming in the damn ocean. Saltwater Crocodiles are muckin huge!

Shamoozal now livin it up in Oz.

And yeah, Frank, it's like 15 Math teachers. That's seriously all of them. God help me.

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Elaine: Well, how am I gonna know what movies to see?
Video store employee: We have a wide variety of Thark Picks.
Elaine: Thark's trash.
Video store employee: I'm Thark.
Elaine: [embarassed] Hi.

Just got a call for an interview at turner...wasnt really prepared for them to actually call me...since they rarely ever do. Plus, I have applied for so many jobs over there that have similar position names, I am not even sure which one this is for...I guess I will find out tomorrow..

Cool dude, good luck!