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well i cant speak for tu but calling me and manf jagoffs pisses me off. You need to know how to take a joke. Whatever we say on here is b/c where fucking around.

there are plenty of new ppl that came here and havent had any problems.
thark
dante
irate
P.
sean
gregman
nick

all new ppl not in the "NJ Clique" that havent been hated on b/c they werent.

You would start stuff just to get ppl mad at you so you could argue. You did the same thign tu did about rocky and thay aws the first arguement that happened since you were here. If you cant take a joke then maybe you should leave and not come back b/c i dont think anyone would care anyway. Maybe Tu since he loves to argue

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Hold on a second, let me take a month hiatus to write up a term paper on my retort. Check back here in a month, there will be something good waiting here for you. I promise.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

Well the most obvious scenario is Manf will come on and delete all these posts so you might as well say whatever you want right now.

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I can't wait for the 2nd installment of Ryan's novel on how much he hates me. Seriously, I'm just going out on a limb here but it might, just might rival the Harry Potter books.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

I'd buy a copy

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

just to let you all know, i aint deleting shit.
this is gold.

spanish teachers just instantly became my favorite thread.

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WWW.MOVIEWISEGUYS.COM

this is the best thing i ever read ever. merry christmas!

ryan, my poor, poor friend. let me let you in on a small secret. allow me to part the curtain some if you will. i know exactly who you are. i know all about you. i've known all about you for years. i can't even belive that you bothered to quote me. thats the absolute sadest thing i've ever seen.

i gotta ask. what the hell were you smoking to make you come back here and post a reply to a thread that's over a month old. come on dude. that's pathetic.

seriously, you need help. go talk to a doctor. or your mommy. go talk to someone who gives a shit. no joke. there's people out there who care. they can be reached at 1-800-fuck-off.

welcome back to the shamoozal.

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Swear to me.

It took me five minutes to write that. It doesn't take me a month to string 500 words together. School must be hell for you. I just haven't been back here in that month. Like I said, it's becoming increasingly more and more difficult to find a reason to come back.

Hack, I'm sorry if you feel I misunderstand your humor. I have a very healthy and robust sense of humor. If anything, you guys are just as guilty as I am of missing the point of posts and taking them as insults. I was NOT trying to start shit in any of the early arguments that sprung up. I recently went back and reread most of my early posts here just to make sure of that so I wasn't completley speaking out of my ass.

I am glad if anyone got a kick out of my post. Merry Christmas, everyone.

by the way, you're doing an awesome job of living up to your promise to never ever respond to anything I say again.

and Ganklin calling me pathetic.... maybe the 2nd most ironic thing uttered in the annals of human history, right after Furi calling me immature.

I was sitting at my sister's house bored because "Jingle All The Way" was playing on the TV. It's not as if I've been brooding over this the whole time, patiently waiting to make my counterattack. I could care fuck-all about what anyone on this site has to say about me. I care so much it took me over a month to even look and see. and then I took 5 minutes to write a response, and I'm still bored tonight so I checked back to see if anyone read it.

The other guys who joined this group and aren't part of your stupid clique maybe didn't have any problems because they didn't make the mistake of insulting the high holy film ConAir. I don't know. Or maybe they just don't bother articulating their opinions in a way that small minded people find threatening? Whatever.

Apologies in advance if I offended anyone here by insulting "Jingle All The Way."

Just thought I'd show you the courtesy for having spent the time to type up your long ass retort. And you obviously cared enough to go searching back into a month old thread on Spanish Teachers and writing up a thesis on your feelings. For that, I commend you for your hard earned PhD in Jackassery.

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"If you always put limit on everything you do, physical or anything else. It will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. "

are you f****n serious?

about the PhD in jackassery?

and Furi... all I did was go to my profile and click on "find all posts by user"... that automatically took me to the last posts I made 2 months ago.

But if you want to call me Dr. Jackass that's up to you.

I think this is the last time a start a thread in the Whore Daddies.

Why? This is the most popular whore daddy thread so far...

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Bitches at Bowling Allies still has more posts.

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MY MOTHER IS A SAINT.

We're still waiting.