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fuck 'em... i don't want to hear that little jimmy loved their digital camera and how it can take pictures of a space station with 1500 megapixels.... you're a great dad who asked their kid what they wanted, then went and got it for them, i get it....
i don't need to hear about every gift you got your kids... if they had a good christmas, great.... thats all you need to tell me

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

I'd like to add people who brag about the gifts they received themselves who are over 16 years old.