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 Post subject: This asshole fat guy
PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 10:30am 
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I thought about saving this for the podcast but I'm going to unleash it here.

Some radio station was doing it's news segment and they read a story about some fat guy who got lipo suction. After the surgery he kept all of his fat. Then he took the fat home with him. Then he made meatballs out of his fat. Then he invited his closest friends to a special meal at a gallery of his and they ate the meatballs with a plate of speghetti. He made 42 meatballs. When questioned if this was considered cannabalism, he said that art is not cannabalistic.

Though I don't know this man, I know one thing, I HATE him. This guy is the biggest asshole on the planet. You don't make meatballs out of your own fat and feed it to people. First off, aside from the fact that you just don't do that, the meatball probably tasted terrible. I mean, it's FAT, it's not meat. It's a spicey fat ball, not a meatball. It's the part of a steak that everyone cuts off and leaves on the edge of their plate.

So this douche bag gets lipo, I guess because he was a whale of a tale, and then feeds his fat to everyone, including himself!? I thought he just got lipo, what is he doing eating a fat ball? He should be on a strict diet of nothing for a year. He shouldn't be allowed near an apple, let alone a meatball. Let alone a meatball he made from the fat he just took out of himself.

The people who ate the meatballs, I'm pretty sure they knew what it was. The only thing that would have helped this situation is if someone entered the room with a suitecase nuke and flipped the switch.

I'm mad.


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PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 10:34am 
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AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAAH

I think it's people like him that makes other countries hate America. Hell if I was starving in Africa and I heard this story, I think I'd strap a bomb to myself to walk into the nearest US embassy.

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i think that certain ppl should be stoned to death like in the biblical days..this is one of those cases.


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PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 10:35am 
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PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 10:37am 
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What the hell is this? Stop posting 24 stuff outside of the 24 thread. I haven't seen all the episodes yet.

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thats going to be a good response for a lot of posts.


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PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 10:46am 
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imfuraisoth wrote:
What the hell is this? Stop posting 24 stuff outside of the 24 thread. I haven't seen all the episodes yet.


ya know you dont have to look at the path of where the pictures come from.
you could have accepted the picture for what it was.

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PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 7:41pm 
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Well if he wasn't a psycho who needs to know where every link on the internet originates from, there wouldn't have been a problem.

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PostPosted: January, 17, 2007 - 8:00pm 
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No, I'm not the problem, YOU are the problem. I'm not out of order, YOU'RE out of order!! You want the truth?!?! YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!?!!

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imfuraisoth wrote:
What the hell is this? Stop posting 24 stuff outside of the 24 thread. I haven't seen all the episodes yet.


Then why do you post in a thread that says 24 Day 6 SPOILERS?!?!?

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Thark wrote:
imfuraisoth wrote:
What the hell is this? Stop posting 24 stuff outside of the 24 thread. I haven't seen all the episodes yet.


Then why do you post in a thread that says 24 Day 6 SPOILERS?!?!?

- Thark


I posted that before I watched it. I posted in the 24 thread after I've caught up.

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here is a better question. why do you put "-thark" after every post u make..we know it is you


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Well what do you do to be a little different than everybody else on the boards?

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say the asshole things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say.


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It goes without saying.

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i would strongly disagree with that


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Papa dont preach, Im in trouble deep
Papa dont preach, Ive been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Im keeping my baby, oh
Im gonna keep my baby, mmm...

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IratePrimate wrote:
say the asshole things that everyone is thinking but too afraid to say.


I used to say it until people started crying about how I was scaring away the new folks.

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liammcavoy wrote:
Papa dont preach, Im in trouble deep
Papa dont preach, Ive been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, Im keeping my baby, oh
Im gonna keep my baby, mmm...


for the good of humanity dont reproduce


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Your parents didn't listen, why should he?

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touche..and they really should have listened


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hahahha

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