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not uh really. thats the hot shit. i hope they dont take it off after this week

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I honestly only cared about the NHL when Gretzky played for the St. Louis Blues for half of a season.

Aside from that, I enjoy playing the hockey video games.

- Thark

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no overtime games the past 2 days

oh well still some good ones


i took the plunged and plopped down $150 on ebay for a seat on Tuesday in Pittsburgh... not a good seat, 2nd level, but its only a $30 premium over face value and it was an e-ticket so i don't have to worry about shipping

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150 for 2 or 1

Dude its prolly going to be awesome. If its anything like Philly it will be. Me and Scott went a couple years ago tot eh game when the won the series against the Devils. It was awesome

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this has been a great weekend for hockey. tons of games on. after watching the flyer's dismal season, it good to see some REAL hockey being played.

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yea im loving the center ice being on so i dont have to watch horrible VS

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man rangers take a 30 lead in the series with a 7-0 win tonight. i thought atlanta had a shot in this one but there could be a sweep.

and im loving the senators beating the pens to take a 3-1 and can win it at home.

Right now ducks just scored to make it 1-0 in the 2nd as they are looking to sweep the wild

Canucks are up 1-0 in the 3rd and they are trying to take a 3-1 lead

Wings and Flames just started a little bit ago and its 0-0. Wings are up 2-0

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Stars tied it and then 2 mins later Nucks scored again so its 2-1 with about 5 mins left.

So far i think this has been the best series so far. every game has been like this

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Penguins OUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAA HEEEEEEERE

sorry Invisible Swordsman i know you would do the same if it was the flyers

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still dont know who plays who yet since #4 and #6 seed advance in the east

let me give ya some scenarios fr the east

sabres and isle series is 3-1 sabres

devils and lightning series is 2-2

#4 Sens advance
#6 Rangers advance

if Sabres and Devils win then it would be

Sabres vs Rangers and Devils vs Sens

im not gonna say the isle win b/c it wont happen so if the sabres and lightning win it would be

Sabres vs Lightning

Sens vs Rangers

thats what i want to happen. B/c it gets rid of the devils and Isles and the Rangers will lose to the Sens thus gettin rid of the Atlantic division teams. assholes haha

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ahahah absolutely i would

i went to the game on Tuesday, seat was a lot better than i expected, about 10 rows from the ice on the corner of the left goal. $150 for 1 ticket, but it was a good time.

Senators just completely outplayed the pens the entire series.... they had a lot better defense than what i expected.

I still think tampa is going to beat the devils.
I think an ottawa/buffalo matchup in the east finals is going to be an incredible 7 game series.

Rangers offense looked outstanding... but then again they were playing a thrasher team which played worse than the pens did.

I'm really surprised out west with San Jose... that series is fun to watch, but they are taking it to the preds.

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

my favorite series so far has been vancouver and dallas. that series could easily be 3-1 in favor of dallas

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Ducks finished off the Wild last night won the series 4-1.

Stars stay alive by winning 1-0 in OT series is now 3-2

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Buffalo advances and Devils take a 3-2 series lead

Buffalo will play the lightning or Rangers

If Marty plays like he did tonight then it will be the Sabres Rangers

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The Sarks also won tonight and took the series 4-1.

Well to bad Peter. You couldnt make the Preds a champion. So resign with us next year haha

Im hopin the Wings choke and the Flames win 2 more game to make it 4 straight and take the series

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weak first round so far afaic.... few overtime games and only 3 series go to a game 6

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

yea but some of the series are pretty good

the Devils Lightning and Wings Flames could be a 7 game series

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You really want him back next year? I'm over Forsberg, unless he's going to play at least 70 games, I could care less if he comes back. Its ashame, he's such an impact player and I love watching him because he's so awesome when he has the puck but if I have to watch another season of him cry about his skate hurting and him not showing up, I probably won't watch the flyers. One of the only good things that would come from signing him would be other players would defintely wanna come here. But is 7 million dollars for someone to miss 1/3 of the games in a season worth it?

lets go sabres!

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i dunno if hes gonna ask for that big of a contract but yea i want him back. He makes this team 10 times better

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man did you guys see that blatant slash from calgarys backup goalie ahhahaha he was in the game for like 30 seconds and hacked a player in the stomach.

calagary's goaltender, mcclenan just pulled a ron hextall. he totally lost his mind after he slashed the detroit center twice in front of the net, got a penalty for it, and then just chopped francis in the chest after the whistle like a total barbarian. mccltenan was the back-up goalie so now calagary's gotta find some one else cuz he's gone.

great hockey.

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shit... some old man was molesting me in the basement and i missed the game today

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- Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!
-- He's dead, all right.
--- How was I supposed to know where he was?
- You were supposed to fire up. _We_ both fired _up_.

hes gonna get suspended so now there gonna have to call up some young guy. I think this series is gonna go 7

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damn he got you too?

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