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Johnny Manf · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 11:39am

I decided to look up scientology on wikipedia.com because I have been going to that site for everything I need to know about anything.
In an episode of South Park they described the hidden truth of scientology that only the top guys know about. It involved aliens and souls and brainwashing and the whole time they showed what was happening they had the caption "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE"

So I looked it up and it seriously is what they believe. THATS RIDICULOUS!!!

go here and read it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientolog ... u_incident

Phil · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 1:25pm

I'll have to check it out.

I knew about that alien crap too, Howard was going nuts about it a while ago.

I wonder if Shamoozal crap will ever make it onto the Wikipedia.

Hack · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 1:41pm

but im not in the closet

oh my god its him oh my god

haha that was on last night

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 1:54pm

Phil wrote:

I'll have to check it out.

I knew about that alien crap too, Howard was going nuts about it a while ago.

I wonder if Shamoozal crap will ever make it onto the Wikipedia.

you should put something together and add it yourself, i think you can do that.
the whole page is made up of a lot of viewer editing.
i would do it but i dont know all the statistics of when it started and blah blah blah

Hack wrote:

but im not in the closet

oh my god its him oh my god

haha that was on last night

yeah thats why i decided to look it up.
me and jeff were flippin back and forth from that and RAW.

Frank · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 6:52pm

let me tell you about wikipedia. its made by a bunch of people who are "experts" in their fields. supposedly, if someone comes along and posts incorrect information, the user base will correct it. supposedly, any incorrect information will be weeded about within a few minutes. well, my buddy at work made a fake post making fun of another co-worker about macromedia flash. the post reeked of absolute bull-s. its been there for at least three months now and flash nerds are always flapping their gums. no one's stepped up and fixed it. so take what you read off of wikipedia with a grain of salt.

plus as another strike against wikipedia and its off-shoots, there's this:

http://furry.wikicities.com/wiki/WikiFur_Furry_Central

Phil · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 9:32pm

Ah dude then I'm making a flipping awesome Shamoozal one.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** December, 13, 2005 - 9:37pm

Phil wrote:

Ah dude then I'm making a flipping awesome Shamoozal one.

yeah it seems like your buddy from txmafia made one for himself.
and collegehumor.com is on there too along with a bunch of sites like that.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** January, 18, 2006 - 9:34am

i found this funny clip from this episode.....

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/11375819 ... The_Closet

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** March, 13, 2006 - 8:09pm

http://www.comcast.net/tv/index.jsp?cat ... =itn_hayes

This is just ridiculous. It's friggin South Park for god sakes. You know what you get.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 14, 2006 - 1:44am

he only got mad b/c they made fun of his religion. I bet the can fin someone to do his voice anyway. Canadien hahaha

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 14, 2006 - 8:23am

what a prick

how many times have they made fun of every other religion out there
scientology is so fuckin stupid and i hate everyone that follow it

oh my god tom come out of the closet oh my god

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 20, 2006 - 7:00pm

Tom Cruise used his star power to get the scientology episode pulled from Comedy Central's rotation. And if you didnt know scientologist Isaac Hayes quit as the voice of Chef. Here is Trey Parker and Matt Stone's response.....

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

? Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

Hack · **Posted:** March, 20, 2006 - 10:47pm

i bet there will be a episode about isaac hayes soon

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** March, 20, 2006 - 11:16pm

Dude the little league episode is on, It is AWESOME! "OH YEA OH YEA! SOUTH PARK IS GOIN DOWN!" HERE WE GO DENVER HERE WE GO HUH HUH"

Hack · **Posted:** March, 21, 2006 - 12:24am

haha that is one of my favorites. The dead fetus on the nurse head was on after it.

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 21, 2006 - 2:48pm

Reuters reports that the tenth season of ?South Park? will launch on Wednesday with a new episode titled ?The Return of Chef!?, marking the ?triumphant homecoming? of lusty school cafeteria cook James ?Chef? McElroy to the show, Comedy Central said in a statement. The last-minute episode has been filmed in response to Scientologist Isaac Hayes? decision to quit the show because it made fun of his alien religion. Here?s the synopsis of the episode:

?While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about Chef seems different. When Chef?s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.?

and you know what, F Tom Cruise, Isaac Hayes, and all scientologists who got a ban on the South Park episode that made fun of their religion. Someone posted it online in its entirety here.
http://yeeeah.com/blog/2006/03/21/chef- ... /#more-427

Hack · **Posted:** March, 21, 2006 - 8:03pm

So who will be the vocie of Chef. Or will it be one of the main guys

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 21, 2006 - 10:15pm

Hack wrote:

So who will be the vocie of Chef. Or will it be one of the main guys

if its trey parker then its gonna sound like every other character on south park hahaha

i knew they were gonna do this but i didnt think they would put together an episode in less than a week for the season premiere. i cant wait.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 21, 2006 - 10:31pm

2 days after the whole saddam hussein spider hole thing they had a episode about it. The wizard of oz one. Thats one of my favs too

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 21, 2006 - 11:28pm

Hack wrote:

2 days after the whole saddam hussein spider hole thing they had a episode about it. The wizard of oz one. Thats one of my favs too

yeah i wonder if they just changed the ending to that episode or they created an entire one 2 days before airtime. that would be pretty amazing if they made it in 2 days then threw it on the air.

Hack · **Posted:** March, 22, 2006 - 12:37am

i dunno if it was 2 days but it was within a week

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 22, 2006 - 8:15am

all i know is i cant wait for tonight

Hack · **Posted:** March, 22, 2006 - 11:35pm

Man i was cracking up the whole time during this episode. The end was the greatest.

JW_Number_ONE · **Posted:** March, 22, 2006 - 11:41pm

The Grizzly bear!

Johnny Manf · **Posted:** March, 23, 2006 - 8:21am

yesss a thread just for south park.

anyway as soon as i heard the spliced together Chef lines from previous episodes I couldnt stop laughing. that was genius.

and i loved the shots as scientology the whole time with the "fruity little group" and explaining the history of Super Adventure Club involving aliens hahahahaha

and the end had some great inside jokes.
Kyle was at Chefs funeral saying something like Chef didnt kill Chef, some fruity little group killed Chef. Of course meaning Isaac Hayes didnt kill Chef, scientology killed Chef. Those fuckin brainwashing motherfuckers probably forced him to leave the show. anyway.... brilliant episode for being made in about a week.

oh and i loved the Darth Chef part. hahahahaha i cant believe they almost killed him off.

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